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Old 17th January 2008, 08:17 PM   #12 (permalink)
Fowai Uss
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Fowai Uss Goblin Sharpshooter (Lvl 2)
So many good times in the ISRP. A memory pops up of one of my first interactions with Rajak and Bhryn. This was back when Bhryn was still single, and Rajak was attempting to talk her into going away with him for the weekend. Rajak was describing an floating island 'paradise', trying to coax Bhryn into joining him there. I then, on a whim, chimed in with,
"The views are absolutely stunning; it's a paradise. You really should take an opportunity to visit the place when you are able. Just make sure not to anger the natives, or the next thing you know, you'll find yourself being tossed right over the edge..."
Now, that isn't 'exactly' how I phrased it, but close enough. The comment elicited a 'shh'-ing from Rajak and a muttered, "I'm trying to get her to come -with- me..."

And then there was the time I showered someone (I think his name was Derek, Erek, something like that) with confetti after he got into an argument with Beegee and had a mop bucket dumped on him. Good times, good times...

Oh! And then--

Fowai's Player: Alright, Fowai. That's enough. No need to retell -every- memory, no matter how amusing.

Fowai: Really? I thought forums were a place where people told and retold stories about their meaningless lives, and everyone rushed to read them...

Fowai's player: True, but let's not contribute to the growing fad.

Fowai: Aww, I -never- get to join in with the latest fad...I'm -always- behind...*sigh*...alright, let's go. I think these parachute pants are made of wool or something, because they're starting to make me itch...
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Fowai reaches up and pulls down the ancient tome. As with everything else in the ruinous library, the book is worn with age and covered in centuries old dust. Carefully, he eases the tome open. Of numerous passages on the open page, only one remains legible enough to decipher. Summoning his glowsphere, the only source of light in the cavern-like ruins, to his side, Fowai reads:
And the Mighty One declared, 'Go forth, my children, and rejoice. For the day will soon be upon thee when the rivers run pink with punch, and donuts of every kind shall rain down upon thee from the heavens. On that day, know that ye are blessed'. All hail Licorice, Lord of Sugary Confections!
"Now, -that's- my kind of god!"

~Fowai Uss
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