| Dead Fish
I need your input on which kind of dead fish to mail to someone.
Today I drove 1 ½ hours, one way, to a job interview only to discover they had forgotten me. I had the address of the place, but the building they were in did not have a visible street address and only a small sign bearing it name – so finding it was like finding a single piece of straw in a huge pile of needles. Then, upon arrival I am told the man I was too met with is out for the day and no one else was prepared to see me.
Tilapia, in being expensive, would represent the depths of my rage and loathing. However, they might not be worth it, so I might just send them a dead catfish. |