| The point would be to send them something smelly and gross, correct? I'm not sure which fish smell worse than others when rotting, but I read somewhere that Hake pretty much turns to mush (rendering it useless for eating) which would make it a bee-yatch to clean up. You could also go with Halibut for the flatness, make it easier to mail.
Your situation reminds me of that Monty Python sketch from the first season, wherein Cleese makes Chapman do several crazy things during an ostensible interview for a management training course- only to tell him at the end that all the vacancies were filled weeks ago! I didn't know there were actually people who would do similar things in real life. Give 'em Hell, Hades, and the Abyss all at once!
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