| The dwarf divine bard drinks a beer, because water would look strange for a dwarf. But he doesn't want to drink too much, or he'll start to speak his Cha 6 mind.
The transmuter has whatever everyone else is having, but he surreptitiously uses prestidigitation to make his taste like apple juice.
The rogue starts off with wine, quickly switches to some hideous clear spirit, gets blind drunk, sings songs, and asks the pretty paladin to marry him (again).
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