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Old 13th December 2008, 07:01 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Orius Goblin Sharpshooter (Lvl 2)
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Originally Posted by Dark Psion View Post
DM: "You find a Longbow +5 of Distance, Speed, Seeking and Brilliant Energy"

PC: "Wow!"

DM: "Oh and it's Pink!"

PC:
Shouldn't be a problem with a female PC.

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If you're going to have a neon-pink, doily-covered dagger, you might as well go all the way and have it be an intelligent valley-girl sounding dagger who wants nothing more than to have the money so the rogue can go on a shopping spree.
I got to file this away for future DM reference.

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Originally Posted by Greg K View Post
Well, I suppose there is only one way to learn Haley's real hair color-ask Elan ,at some point in the future, after he has had the opportunity to learn for himself.
"After he has had the opportunity?" I know Elan is dense, but he can't be THAT dense...

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