| PHB2 Races = Mos Eisley Cantina
I just threw up all over page 7 of the PHB2.
It looks like a terrible space fantasy for little kids! The whole game store I was at tonight was laughing hysterically at it!
THIS is Dungeons & Dragons?
"It's a cold and rainy night.
The village locals gather in the small tavern over mugs of ale to soothe their weary spirits after a long, hard day of toil.
Suddenly, the tavern door slams open and in walks a party of adventurers.
The first one through the door is a squat little wolfman with a hairy face and feral eyes. The second is what looks like a gnome-drow. The third, a half-orc... that is, apparently: half-orc and half vampire (worst artistic rendering of half-orcs EVER). The fourth is a blue skinned space man with a glowing, spectral pet wolf. Finally, a miniature stone giant."
When did Spelljammer become the default game world!
It's just so RIDICULOUS! It's like the Mos Eisley Cantina threw up all over the D&D universe.
I wish these designers would ease back on the cheese throttle. | 
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