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The group needed to go to The Keep. Well, I reminded them that, "None of you know how to get there." One of the PCs asks an NPC, "So, know anything about The Keep?" "Well, no, I don't. I haven't been up there since I was a boy. Now, the elven woman in the town square, the one that sells flowers, she should be able to tell you. But be nice to her; she's a little 'special'."

So, the Charisma 8 Druid (who is a bit nuts) walks up to the girl and says, "I say hello to her in some sort of elven manner. Like 'You look like flowers that bloom in winter.'"

She responds, in a slow but chipper voice, "I like flowers."

He said, "I... am stunned by that response. I offer to let her hold my toad." The druid, mind you, has a giant toad that rides around in his backpack and tells him to kill things. I say, "She looks very uncomfortable." "I beg one of the more charismatic players to come and talk to her."

The rogue walks up. She says, "Would you like to buy a flower? They smell good. Unless they have a bee in them. Bees are evil, because they sting. But bees help make more flowers, so that's good. I guess bees are unaligned."

Utter. Silence.

The barbarian's player finally pipes up, "Wow, you know, I think her and my character with his Int 7 see Eye to Eye."

I got a headache from laughing so hard.

The rogue proceeds to hit on her (because he is utterly goal driven to get to The Keep). He asks her what flower sh elikes the most, she points to one and says why, and he says, "I'd like to buy it. How much?"

"Three for a copper."

"How about this gold piece?" says the rogue.

Her eyes get very big. "... that's a lot of flowers!"

Again, silence.

I haven't laughed that hard in a while.