| This didn't happen to me, but I love telling this story.
You have your adventurers standing outside a room full of goblins. They're trying to decide what to do. Finally, the mage looks up and goes, "Just send in the minotaur. He's expendable."
The minotaur looks at the dwarf and asks, "What does expendable mean?"
The dwarf, without missing a beat, says, "Handsome. Strong. Good with the women."
With a roar, the minotaur kicks in the door, charges into the room, swinging his axe and bellowing, "FACE ME, I'M EXPENDABLE!"
I was running a campaing where everyone were wandering gypsy con artists seeking their lost caravan. One of the characters was a swashbuckling elf that slept with everything. He just couldn't help it.
While they were at a party trying to disrupt some espionage, I noted that there was this really, really smoking elven woman. Naturally, the swashbuckler made a bee line for her. They go off.
I write a note, and hand it to the player. "You wake up. You are a girl."
The resulting session was all about tricking the fae that had stolen his manhood into giving it back. | 
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