| This afternoon, for whatever reason, as the party was wading into the first room of Yuan-ti from the 12th-level section of dungeon delve, I had one of the Yuan-ti say "It is a strange and fortunate day brothers! We have no need to go and find sacrifices for the Emerald Dawn today! The sacrifices have come to us!" All perfectly normal villain patter. Then for whatever reason, I had the second Yuan-ti Abomination respond "Brilliant! We can stay inside and catch up on our Soaps today!"
Next three rounds of combat consisted of the Yuan-ti and the PC Cleric of Cyric arguing over whether or Joan was really a whore, or if it wasn't her fault because it was her robot double who was hypnotized to cheat on Bobby. Some strange fit of madness I guess.
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Rick Reroll -- Deadly Rickster Utility 26 Daily
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