| This doesn't count, as I have no intention of using it. Ever
During a gaming session one weekend that I didn't know about until an hour before it started, I wound up DMing. Since I was busy planning an impromptu campaign, I told the players to just make whatever characters they wanted and I'd find a way to work them in. One of them asked if they could have their rogue worship a non-core deity, and I said yes, thinking "What the hell, it's just flavor text for his class". The result?
A 300 pound halfling rogue named Little Debbie who worships the deity Hostess. | 
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