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Old 12th April 2005, 05:16 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Zombie Fight

Alright this is a crazy and off-topic forum, but I think we all know what this means....

*opens door filled with millions upon millions of corpses*

*creates a rack filled with copies of the Staff of Racanath*

Nothing but your lower level zombies for now. No Tarrasque zombies yet...

*grabs one of the staves and creates two zombies*

Who wants some?
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Old 12th April 2005, 05:26 AM   #2 (permalink)
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*Grabs staff and rolls 20 on will save*

Bu Bu bring it on!

*Summons 3 skeletons*
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Old 12th April 2005, 05:33 AM   #3 (permalink)
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*Grabs staff and rolls 20 on will save*

Bu Bu bring it on!

*Summons 3 skeletons*
3 skeletons? *Casts Army of the Dead*. Well do to the rules of this spell, I just kill sixty commoners and raised 'em as zombies. But since there's no commoners, I guess members will suffice...
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One test told me I was an evil black dragon. The other told me I was a gnome paladin. Do I sense a discrepancy?
This is so true, and yet, so sad.
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According to this test, I am a Lawful Good Gnome Paladin with the following ability scores:
Str. 10
Dex. 15
Con. 16
Int. 15
Wis. 10
Cha. 12
The test said it, not me. :\

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Old 12th April 2005, 05:40 AM   #4 (permalink)
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About @#$% time. I spent good money on these season box seats!

*Gets comfy. Summons the decanter of Endless Mountain Dew and a portable hole full of extra butter popcorn*

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Old 12th April 2005, 05:43 AM   #5 (permalink)
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*Quickly turns his attention away from the staff* hmmmmmmm... popcoooooorn yuuuummy!
*Looks back at staff and starts concentrating* Bad Racanath!
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Old 12th April 2005, 05:48 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I actually prefer Decanters of Endless Blood of Innocents Sacrificed for the Greater Necromancy.
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One test told me I was an evil black dragon. The other told me I was a gnome paladin. Do I sense a discrepancy?
This is so true, and yet, so sad.
8-bit Theater
Dungeon Crawl Inc.
The Order of the Stick
Nightcloak Speaks
Watch out, I know kung-kick-yo'-ass! -one of my PCs

Spoiler:
According to this test, I am a Lawful Good Gnome Paladin with the following ability scores:
Str. 10
Dex. 15
Con. 16
Int. 15
Wis. 10
Cha. 12
The test said it, not me. :\

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Old 12th April 2005, 07:25 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I guess I should sit this fight out. Having recently acquired the portfolio of death, it might be unfair for me to wipe the floor with all of you
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Uh...yeah, I looked through all my core books...and, uh...I couldn't find any rules
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Old 12th April 2005, 12:53 PM   #8 (permalink)
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*picks up zombie and throws it at Xen*

@Xen
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This is The Staff version 1. Not the new and improved version. (No infused spirit)
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Old 12th April 2005, 07:21 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I actually prefer Decanters of Endless Blood of Innocents Sacrificed for the Greater Necromancy.
I drink the blood of my PC's...and occasionally a Strawqberry Yoohoo...myabe a Sex on the Beach...or a Pina Colada...{sing}I like Pina colada, and get stuck iin the rain.{/sing}

(If you can guess where that line is from, you get a cookie.)

(PS- I am not sure if those are the actual lyrics to the song. Just guessing.)

Oh and um... TURN UNDEAD...AND THEN RUN.
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I drink the blood of my PC's...and occasionally a Strawqberry Yoohoo...myabe a Sex on the Beach...or a Pina Colada...{sing}I like Pina colada, and get stuck iin the rain.{/sing}

(If you can guess where that line is from, you get a cookie.)

(PS- I am not sure if those are the actual lyrics to the song. Just guessing.)

Oh and um... TURN UNDEAD...AND THEN RUN.
Hmm...might that be from a Buffet song?
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I drink the blood of my PC's...and occasionally a Strawqberry Yoohoo...myabe a Sex on the Beach...or a Pina Colada...{sing}I like Pina colada, and get stuck iin the rain.{/sing}
(If you can guess where that line is from, you get a cookie.)

I wanna cookie! Red vs. Blue. The Blood Gulch Chronicals... Give me MY COOKIE!
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Old 12th April 2005, 09:15 PM   #12 (permalink)
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(If you can guess where that line is from, you get a cookie.)

I wanna cookie! Red vs. Blue. The Blood Gulch Chronicals... Give me MY COOKIE!
Shrek....but not quite the words. Macademia nut, please; shaken, not stirred.
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Apparently I'm a chaotic good half-elf cleric.
*pets her double zatoichi possessively*...Yes, precious, we will kill them all....
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Old 12th April 2005, 11:59 PM   #13 (permalink)
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"That sound is water...it is very wet and very sloshy. It makes me feel liek I need to use the restroom...which is odd...since I already went...when we were standing in the creek together."

*uses his Infinite Telekinesis spell to begin hurling hordes of zombies at everyone*
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(If you can guess where that line is from, you get a cookie.)

I wanna cookie! Red vs. Blue. The Blood Gulch Chronicals... Give me MY COOKIE!
DING!

Here is your cookie Xen!

RedvsBlue is the best series to quote from in my book.
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*realizes that if no one reacts soon enough they will be drowned in zombies.*

*laughs maniacally at hsi impending victory*
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Old 13th April 2005, 04:08 AM   #17 (permalink)
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DING!

Here is your cookie Xen!

RedvsBlue is the best series to quote from in my book.
Wait, wait, wait, am I insane, or do you mean Red vs. Blue as in that Halo: Combat Evolved thing. If so, I've heard that things hilarious.
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One test told me I was an evil black dragon. The other told me I was a gnome paladin. Do I sense a discrepancy?
This is so true, and yet, so sad.
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Dungeon Crawl Inc.
The Order of the Stick
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Watch out, I know kung-kick-yo'-ass! -one of my PCs

Spoiler:
According to this test, I am a Lawful Good Gnome Paladin with the following ability scores:
Str. 10
Dex. 15
Con. 16
Int. 15
Wis. 10
Cha. 12
The test said it, not me. :\

A.K.A. Chosen of the Dark Sun (you win Xen, OK?)
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Old 13th April 2005, 04:54 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Wait, wait, wait, am I insane, or do you mean Red vs. Blue as in that Halo: Combat Evolved thing. If so, I've heard that things hilarious.
You heard right.
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Old 13th April 2005, 04:57 AM   #19 (permalink)
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You heard right.
I still gotta find a local place where I can get a copy of that...
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One test told me I was an evil black dragon. The other told me I was a gnome paladin. Do I sense a discrepancy?
This is so true, and yet, so sad.
8-bit Theater
Dungeon Crawl Inc.
The Order of the Stick
Nightcloak Speaks
Watch out, I know kung-kick-yo'-ass! -one of my PCs

Spoiler:
According to this test, I am a Lawful Good Gnome Paladin with the following ability scores:
Str. 10
Dex. 15
Con. 16
Int. 15
Wis. 10
Cha. 12
The test said it, not me. :\

A.K.A. Chosen of the Dark Sun (you win Xen, OK?)
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Old 13th April 2005, 05:03 AM   #20 (permalink)
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If there is a Gamestop or EBGames in the area, they should have the first two seasons. The third season is up on redvsblue.com as well to download. Although, it won't be in as good a quality as a sponser would get, but still good. You can also order the first two seasons from their website as well.

Even if you're not a fan or never played Halo, it's a good series. You really don't need to know anything about the game to understand it.

Oh and sorry for hijacking this thread...hehe...please don't hurt me...RUNNING NOW
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