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Originally posted by V_Shane Well it might not be exactly what your looking for, but its what we have in stock, hope it fits 
Shane |
I am a wizard. I'm not about to use anything a Hollywood queen would refuse to touch. (Thing would break prying wet ice off teflon.)
When I speak of a staff, I'm speaking of one that can crack plate, split skulls, and get a dragon's attention. A hard wood, plumbob straight with a tight grain. Three fingers thick, and I have big fingers.
None of this frou-frou stuff, bub. I want a stuff you can cast supernatural magic through, not just the wimpy preternatural stuff those D&D 'wizards' are so fond of. (When I
Control Weather it affects
countries.)
Since I am a gentleman, I will not tell you what I think you should do with that chunk of badly designed balsa wood, but suffice it to say it involves a confused beaver and a liberal application of motor oil.
(That's a staff? I've seen better work from alcoholic goblins with St. Vitus' Dance.)
Mythusmage