The Disclaimer from OUT OF THE ABYSS
  • The Disclaimer from OUT OF THE ABYSS


    Out of the Abyss is nearly here. Demons will rage, most likely. One thing that all the 5E books share in common is a humorous disclaimer in the front of each. Wondering what the one in Out of the Abyss says? Look no further! It's down below this image of Demogorgon tearing Menzoberranzan apart!




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    1. Louis Brenton's Avatar
      Louis Brenton -
      That's fantastic.

      I have absolutely loved the disclaimers at the beginnings of the books.
    1. GrayLinnorm's Avatar
      GrayLinnorm -
      What happens if a demon lord lasts more than four hours?
    1. Neikron's Avatar
      Neikron -
      At that point you'll probably want to consult demon control.
    1. Hand of Evil's Avatar
      Hand of Evil -
      surprised anal leakage was not listed
    1. Curmudjinn's Avatar
      Curmudjinn -
      Get plenty of exorcise if demon lord persists after 24 hours.
    1. Geistrin's Avatar
      Geistrin -
      At least it doesn't cause diarrhea. I'll take magalomania and cannibalism over that any day.
    1. buda's Avatar
      buda -
      Quote Originally Posted by Geistrin View Post
      At least it doesn't cause diarrhea. I'll take magalomania and cannibalism over that any day.
      They don't have to list diarrhea, because it's a side effect of cannibalism.
    1. pukunui's Avatar
      pukunui -
      Quote Originally Posted by Louis Brenton View Post
      I have absolutely loved the disclaimers at the beginnings of the books.
      Ditto. They're one of the best parts of 5e's style, IMO.
    1. Greatwyrm's Avatar
      Greatwyrm -
      Quote Originally Posted by GrayLinnorm View Post
      What happens if a demon lord lasts more than four hours?
      You may be playing 4e.

      (Not edition warring. All in good fun.)
    1. Emka's Avatar
      Emka -
      Quote Originally Posted by Greatwyrm View Post
      You may be playing 4e.

      (Not edition warring. All in good fun.)
      Made me laugh harder than it should.
    1. Leif's Avatar
      Leif -
      Hand of Evil, you don't notice the anal leakage because of the hallucinations and self-delusions.
    1. ExploderWizard's Avatar
      ExploderWizard -
      Quote Originally Posted by Hand of Evil View Post
      surprised anal leakage was not listed
      Most savvy adventurers stock up on potions of Cholestra. Did you know that adventurers who regularly drink potions of Cholestra experience 10% less anal leakage?
    1. Dog Moon's Avatar
      Dog Moon -
      Quote Originally Posted by Leif View Post
      Hand of Evil, you don't notice the anal leakage because of the hallucinations and self-delusions.
      Maybe the anal leakage itself IS the hallucination. Which would suck [in a way] because no matter what you do to try to stop it, it just keeps leaking! Though on the plus side, you wouldn't be creating any icky situations, just weird situations with people looking at you funny as you try to stop the leakage that no one else sees.
    1. Wolf118's Avatar
      Wolf118 -
      But aren't a lot of those side effects also associated with Adventuring?
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