A Free One-Page RPG Where You're A Bear!
  • A Free One-Page RPG Where You're A Bear!


    Grant Hewitt, who runs a Patreon here, has posted an awesome one-page RPG called Honey Heist. You play a criminal bear, and you have two stats: CRIMINAL and BEAR. Hewitt describes it as "A roleplaying game in which you are a bear with a plan, but unfortunately you are also a goddamn bear, so let's see how that goes." He posts a one-page RPG each month, and co-wote the most recent edition of the Paranoia RPG. Check out the free RPG (below) and then, maybe, check out his Patreon.

    Comments 8 Comments
    1. TarionzCousin's Avatar
      TarionzCousin -
      "Roll twice" on the hat table is nice.
    1. Henry's Avatar
      Henry -
      Ah, yes, the joys of mixing whiskey and Yogi Bear Reruns during a game design session...

      Seriously, though, this would make a really fun one-shot or con game.
    1. Rune's Avatar
      Rune -
      Quote Originally Posted by TarionzCousin View Post
      "Roll twice" on the hat table is nice.
      I appreciate that it doesn't tell you to ignore another result of 8.
    1. Dannyalcatraz's Avatar
      Dannyalcatraz -
      I hope for an expanded hat table in Honey Heist 1.5Ed (aka Advanced HH): baseball caps, balaclavas, papakhas, yarmulkes...maybe even one of d02.

      I also wonder how Miss University 2017 will feel about HH...
    1. Zarithar's Avatar
      Zarithar -
      The classes come straight from the A-Team by way of Shadowrun which I think I love.
    1. Zarithar's Avatar
      Zarithar -
      Wait a minute... a honey badger is not a type of bear! Shenanigans!!!
    1. Henry's Avatar
      Henry -
      Quote Originally Posted by Rune View Post
      I appreciate that it doesn't tell you to ignore another result of 8.
      So the person who unexpectedly rolls a string of 8's just goes through the whole game, wearing a different hat in every single scene - either he's the face, or a hipster bear. Love it.
    1. Mistwell's Avatar
      Mistwell -
      I love this so much
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