You are a crack commando on his grace the Twilight Lord’s army. You are also a goblin: Short, green and full of unpleasant habits.
You are tasked with all the awful jobs, sent deep into enemy territory and likely to die/ So are your 11 comrades. You are the last of the 23rd Rifles, The Filthy Dozen.
Will your goblin survive? Just what use is a ritual spork and a jar of eels? Is the Tonks and Spalding Grenado as unreliable as is reputation suggestions? Can you get enough kills to avoid being put on troll latrine duty? All these question and more will be answered.