Download Acquisitions Inc's 8 Iconic Characters
  • Download Acquisitions Inc's 8 Iconic Characters


    You can now download the official stat blocks of Acquisitions Inc's eight iconic characters, ahead of the June 18th release of the D&D sourcebook.




    "Do you want to learn the ways of corporate adventuring from the best of the best? Meet Acquisitions Incorporated's eight most proficient employees, learn their specializations, and use them in your game with ready-to-play stat blocks!"

    The download is a ZIP file containing 8 PDFs -- Cartographer, Decisionist, Documancer, Hoardsperson, Loremonger, Obviator, Occultant, and Secretarian.
    Comments 11 Comments
    1. dave2008's Avatar
      dave2008 -
      That's nice of them.
    1. vpuigdoller's Avatar
      vpuigdoller -
      oh nice! I love that they are bookmarks!!!
    1. Inchoroi's Avatar
      Inchoroi -
      Oh my god that website. I feel like I'm in middle school again.
    1. Wrathamon -
      I agree I was shocked by the website
    1. mach1.9pants's Avatar
      mach1.9pants -
      Quote Originally Posted by Inchoroi View Post
      Oh my god that website. I feel like I'm in middle school again.
      56 million visitors, and a website that time forgot

      EDIT: Nope it's a random number generator of some sort - weird
    1. Ghost2020 -
      Yeah that site is terrible.

      I thought they lost the domain name and it was one of those odd placeholder ones.
    1. Azzy's Avatar
      Azzy -
      Quote Originally Posted by Ghost2020 View Post
      Yeah that site is terrible.

      I thought they lost the domain name and it was one of those odd placeholder ones.
      I think it's just meant as a bit of a joke. Not a great joke, but....
    1. messy -
      eight different races and eight different classes! awesome.
    1. Beleriphon's Avatar
      Beleriphon -
      Quote Originally Posted by Wrathamon View Post
      I agree I was shocked by the website
      Its 100% awesomely awful. It's totally meant to be a corporate website by a company that doesn't know anything about the internet. Meta-jokes about Acquisitions Inc.

      Just like how the intro to the animated stuff for the podcast is 100% 1980s schlock cartoon in the vein of Thundercats or He-Man.
    1. Morrus's Avatar
      Morrus -
      Quote Originally Posted by Wrathamon View Post
      I agree I was shocked by the website
      Whoosh?
    1. polishogre's Avatar
      polishogre -
      I love the corporate jokes shoved into the kaleidoscope of the Forgotten Realms. I am really looking forward to the book.
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