[Meta-Troll] - Page 11

James Heard · 31st May 2006, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Elemental

Wonders what a paladin would do in this situation.

Argues that a paladin wouldn't. Declares a land war in Asia. Makes a long-winded anecdote about several paladins he's played. Snipes at VtM players and LARPers. Calls the person who admitted bedwetting names. Muses about what his aforementioned paladins would do with an elf. Rest of message is editted away by moderators before anyone really gets a chance to read it.

Ilium · 31st May 2006, 11:17 PM

Marvels at the length of a thread that discusses nothing.

Dragonbait · 31st May 2006, 11:25 PM

Is surprised that in no one has posted the traditional response to a troll post:

Swedish Chef · 1st June 2006, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Dragonbait

Is surprised that in no one has posted the traditional response to a troll post:

Denounces the imagery in the above post and loudly proclaims himself to be above feeding trolls.

Then posts a diatribe about how DragonLance should be made the new core setting for 4th Ed.

James Heard · 1st June 2006, 12:45 AM

Denounces the imagery in the above posts as blatant copyright violation, internet piracy, real piracy, and an example of how teenage girls are raping the food from his grandmother's mouth. Says that he really enjoyed the Dragonlance novels, and hopes they translate well to the film version which he suggests should feature Raistlin played by Billy Dee Williams. Wonders what the people complaining about meta-troll are smoking.

Slife · 1st June 2006, 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Ilium

Marvels at the length of a thread that discusses nothing.

QWALATNU

MavrickWeirdo · 1st June 2006, 12:57 AM

Taunts Nifft that he didn't get the first post on page six - for spite

fanboy2000 · 1st June 2006, 01:03 AM

Comes in late, reads half the thread, skips to the flaming, and then posts nothing of value.

MavrickWeirdo · 1st June 2006, 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by freebfrost

Bitterly rants that posts like these are exactly what takes the magic out of gaming and pines for the "old days" when magic-users and elves (the class) ruled the roost and no one knew how to kill a troll.

Angrily states that I am leaving gaming as a result.

You forgot to mention "Sense of Wonder"

Shayuri · 1st June 2006, 02:28 AM

*realizes with horror that not even the Death Star can kill a troll*

Kastil · 1st June 2006, 02:37 AM

Balantly ignores the 5+ pages of posting, gives her own views that make as much sense as a babbling two year old with a mouth full of chewed crayon. Draw a quick parallel between Obi wan and 3e paladins before disappearing from Enworld again.

Silver Moon · 1st June 2006, 03:55 AM

Drops rumor that Peter Jackson has dropped out as the director of "The Hobbit" and been replaced by Joel Schumacher.

MavrickWeirdo · 1st June 2006, 04:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Silver Moon

Drops rumor that Peter Jackson has dropped out as the director of "The Hobbit" and been replaced by ~~Joel Schumacher~~ Quentin Tarantino.

Fixed it for you.

Tolen Mar · 1st June 2006, 04:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Originally Posted by Silver Moon

Drops rumor that Peter Jackson has dropped out as the director of "The Hobbit" and been replaced by ~~Joel Schumacher Quentin Tarantino.~~ Kevin Smith

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Originally Posted by MavrickWeirdo

Fixed it for you.

Fixed that for ya...

(Woot! 500 posts! I'm movin' up!)

Agent Oracle · 1st June 2006, 04:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Originally Posted by Originally Posted by Silver Moon

Drops rumor that Peter Jackson has dropped out as the director of "The Hobbit" and been replaced by [s]Joel Schumacher[s], ~~Quentin Tarantino~~ ~~Kevin Smith~~ The recently reincarnated Ed Wood

Fixed EVERYONE for you.

Slife · 1st June 2006, 05:06 AM

Posts entirely to look at new avatar/signature/postcount

MavrickWeirdo · 1st June 2006, 05:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Tolen Mar

Fixed that for ya...

(Woot! 500 posts! I'm movin' up!)

But people might go watch Jay & Silent Bob, There & Back Again, just for the scene with them trading riddles with golum.

Dannyalcatraz · 1st June 2006, 07:16 PM

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Drops rumor that Peter Jackson has dropped out as the director of "The Hobbit" and been replaced by [s]Joel Schumacher[s], ~~Quentin Tarantino Kevin Smith The recently reincarnated Ed Wood~~ Spike Lee & John Woo working together.

You people just don't have the contacts that I do.

IcyCool · 1st June 2006, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Dannyalcatraz

Spike Lee & John Woo working together

Posts a long-winded rant about how there will be an inevitable change to the riddle-scene ending wherein doves fly by in slow motion as Bilbo draws his 9mms from his pockets and blazes away at Gollum while diving to the side screaming, "This is what I had in my pockets, b*tch!"

Then posts that he'd actually like to see that movie.

Ilium · 1st June 2006, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by IcyCool

Posts a long-winded rant about how there will be an inevitable change to the riddle-scene ending wherein doves fly by in slow motion as Bilbo draws his 9mms from his pockets and blazes away at Gollum while diving to the side screaming, "This is what I had in my pockets, b*tch!"

Then posts that he'd actually like to see that movie.

Points out how similar this is to the scene as described in Bored of the Rings, in which Bilbo's hand is stayed by pity: "Pity I've run out of bullets".