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Posts a long-winded rant about how there will be an inevitable change to the riddle-scene ending wherein doves fly by in slow motion as Bilbo draws his 9mms from his pockets and blazes away at Gollum while diving to the side screaming, "This is what I had in my pockets, b*tch!"
That would be more John Singleton & John Woo than Spike Lee & John Woo...
In a Spike Lee film, Bilbo would ask- with aggression- why Gollum thinks he has the right to question a Hobbit from the Shire...when Gollum reveals his former "Hobbitude," Bilbo would be distressed and shocked (in extreme, fish-eye closeup)...THEN drawing his 9mms from his pockets and blazes away at Gollum while diving to the side screaming something about "doing the right thing."
Soundtrack by Anthrax & Public Enemy- breakout single from the CD: "Fight the Sauron."
Wanders into the thread with his first and only post, calls everyone on EnWorld a bunch of geeks of questionable sexuality, declares that he shall beat to death anyone who challenges him, asks for directions on how to play, admits he has unusual and troubling feelings about his father's livestock, complains that he can't find a girlfriend, asks if gaming really allows one to talk with the devil and how that's working out for everyone, admits to being not very popular in Middle School, and that he still wets the bed.
Apologises to everyone for Dad's behaviour. Promises to never let Dad touch the computer again.
Mentions that the poster is a teenage girl, watches thread devolve further into several pages of gamers proclaiming they don't have a problem with teenage female gamers, with addresses, home phone numbers, and passport photos, promising to show aforementioned female gamers "a good time" if they'd only come to their game Sunday. Several long time gamers dismiss the notion that there are such animals as female gamers entirely, citing previous poster's father as an example of what happens when gamers and women mix, many posters proclaim they are in fact female gamers, and call for bans on chauvenist gamers in previous thread. Thread goes ominously silent for several hours when one female poster posts a picture of her Wookie.
"I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you." - Batman, Batman Begins "You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight "Yeah, I can fly." - Tony Stark, Iron Man
Inside my hands these petals browned;
dried up falling to the ground,
but it was already too late now.
I pushed my fingers through the earth,
returned this flower to the dirt;
so it could live, I walked away now."
Rise Against - "The Good Left Undone"
Claims that the name of his third cousin, twice removed, is Guy, and that he's a wonderful person, and that he doesn't see what's so funny about the name.
Then, hours later, realizes the humor in the situation.
__________________ Bring on the Funk.
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Other stuff:
Spoiler:
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Originally Posted by Kemrain
- Kemrain the Medicated for Your Pleasure.
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Originally Posted by Kemrain
I pity the thread that talks about Mr. T.
- Kemrain the Sigged.
Manamana.
Hey Houston EN Worlders! Interested in Getting together? Let's meet up and have lunch or something!
Asks Dannyalcatraz to keep off-topic conversations in other threads, though he himself took the conversation off topic many times previous.
__________________ Bring on the Funk.
Talk hard. My internet connection sucks. Wanna run a game? Try EN World's own PbP boards! It's loads of fun. Here are my games so far.
Other stuff:
Spoiler:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kemrain
- Kemrain the Medicated for Your Pleasure.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kemrain
I pity the thread that talks about Mr. T.
- Kemrain the Sigged.
Manamana.
Hey Houston EN Worlders! Interested in Getting together? Let's meet up and have lunch or something!
Includes a snarky spoiler. Laughs all the way to the asylum.
__________________ Bring on the Funk.
Talk hard. My internet connection sucks. Wanna run a game? Try EN World's own PbP boards! It's loads of fun. Here are my games so far.
Other stuff:
Spoiler:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kemrain
- Kemrain the Medicated for Your Pleasure.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kemrain
I pity the thread that talks about Mr. T.
- Kemrain the Sigged.
Manamana.
Hey Houston EN Worlders! Interested in Getting together? Let's meet up and have lunch or something!
Includes a snarky spoiler. Laughs all the way to the asylum.
Quotes the spoiler post and takes off the spoiler tags for ease of context with reply, completely oblivious to the fact that this ruins the surprise for everybody the spoiler tags were in fact put in place to satisfy.
Enters long rant about people posting spoilers without warning. Makes subtle suggestion that all such individuals should be taken to some remote back alley and shot at close range with a powerful shotgun. Digresses into a discussion of shotguns and how he wishes they were used in D&D more often. Then chides several other posters for taking the thread off topic and forcing him to join in by being idiots and necessitating his enlightenment.
Enters long rant about people posting spoilers without warning.
Makes lengthy post in total agreement with airwalkrr. Post includes several examples, each of them a major spoiler, and neglects to put warning labels on any of them. Also tosses in a comment about it being better that Han Solo didn't shoot first.
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