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Doesn't see page 7 at all, but responds to paradox42 directly, thus infuriating last three posters on previous page, who are sure they chalked up some sage observations and piquant funnies which will go unnoticed.
Posts several pictures of my own pet lambs in order to top the above poster for the cuteness factor. Makes an awkward attempt to try to tie the subject of lambs to the original topic.
Chimes in late with witty reference to Silence of the Lambs. Predicts fava beans comment will soon follow.
"I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you." - Batman, Batman Begins "You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight "Yeah, I can fly." - Tony Stark, Iron Man
Inside my hands these petals browned;
dried up falling to the ground,
but it was already too late now.
I pushed my fingers through the earth,
returned this flower to the dirt;
so it could live, I walked away now."
Rise Against - "The Good Left Undone"
Prods the troll with a sharp stick to see if its still alive (After all, the flames were only just getting started...)
Prods back, because he can...
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Sing, O Muse, of the rage of Achilles, of Peleus' son, murderous, man-killer, fated to die, sing of the rage that cost the Achaeans so many good men and sent so many vital, hearty souls down to the dreary House of Death. On second thought, O Muse, sing of nothing to me. I know you. I have been bound and servant to you, O Muse, you incomparable bitch. And I do not trust you, O Muse. not one little bit.
Makes long and boring post about the uses of trolls in seige warfare. Claims castles are useless in D&D. Complains bitterly (and incorrectly) that green slime is not in 3.X D&D.
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Points out helpfully that green slime is in fact in 3.X D&D, it's just not a monster, and then adds comment that troll livers taste best when served with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Phffft-phffft-phffft-phffft!
__________________ "I am a vampiric half-dragon half-troll lycanthropic fiendish snail! Tremble at my illogical glory!" -The Tongue is Mightier Than the Sword, OotS, Dragon #345
"Come to the Far Realmy side...we have pseudonatural cookies..." - Tlin, Alienoid Warlock, during a game session in March 2007
Claims to be immune to prodding due to his armor of negate prods. Then makes a longwinded rant about the proliferation of the "character is the sum of his equipment" problem.
Because he can.
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You see, I brought more soldiers than you.
If God didn't want us to eat meat, He gave us the wrong kind of teeth.
Carl Denham: Fay's a size four.
Preston: Yes, she is, but she's doing a picture with RKO.
Carl Denham: Cooper, huh? I might've known.
Answers the troll's questions three, though the last one incorrectly, falling into the pit.
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- Kemrain the Medicated for Your Pleasure.
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I pity the thread that talks about Mr. T.
- Kemrain the Sigged.
Manamana.
Hey Houston EN Worlders! Interested in Getting together? Let's meet up and have lunch or something!
Quotes a previous poster that tangently discusses gaming. Begins discussion of D&D archetypes and the need for iconic examples. Describes six such archetypes, posting a series of six pictures - four from the Lord of the Rings Movies, one of Han Solo shooting first and another of Ginger Grant from Gilligan's Island.
Goes back to previous post to correct spelling error.
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"I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you." - Batman, Batman Begins "You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight "Yeah, I can fly." - Tony Stark, Iron Man
Inside my hands these petals browned;
dried up falling to the ground,
but it was already too late now.
I pushed my fingers through the earth,
returned this flower to the dirt;
so it could live, I walked away now."
Rise Against - "The Good Left Undone"
Wonders openly if Revive Nearly Dead Thread is a 4th level spell, or 5th, and if 4th what the time limit on thread death is before the spell can no longer reverse it. Vehemently refuses to admit parallels to certain Cleric spells.
Even more vehemently refuses to define "vehement" for readers who don't know what it means.
__________________ "I am a vampiric half-dragon half-troll lycanthropic fiendish snail! Tremble at my illogical glory!" -The Tongue is Mightier Than the Sword, OotS, Dragon #345
"Come to the Far Realmy side...we have pseudonatural cookies..." - Tlin, Alienoid Warlock, during a game session in March 2007
Argues that it isn't the [necromantic] nature of the spell that causes the revived thread to be evil, its the fact that the thread chose to leave paridise in order to come back to ... this place....
Selfish, selfish thread...epitome of evil to try to squeak out an extra page or two when your time has passed!
Too bad I do not have enough levels in the PrC of 'Moderator' to cast 'Banish Thread'...,
Then, realizing that this post surfaces the Evil Meta-Troll back to page one, apologizes profusely for the post.. instead of hitting 'cancel'
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