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Nifft · 14th May 2006, 09:25 PM

Snags first post on page 2 out of spite.

Andor · 14th May 2006, 09:28 PM

Post incoherant clarification of original agreement citing irrelevant passages. Derails own post with a complaint about current group. Points out that nothing matters as the lack of new players will doom rpgs.

Shayuri · 14th May 2006, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Jdvn1

Makes connections between Star Wars and ancient oriental cultures.

Ponders...at length, using comprehensive data from Technical Manuals and the various pertinent novels...the question of who would win a battle between the Death Star and Elminster.

paradox42 · 15th May 2006, 12:05 AM

Delurks just long enough to insert a threadjack that both the Death Star and Elminster can't hold a candle to the Borg, then sits back and waits for traditional SW-vs.-ST geek fireworks.

Which never arrive because the post is completely ignored.

Nyaricus · 15th May 2006, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Jdvn1

Disagrees with previous posters, citing a quote by Gary Gygax.

cites a quote from That Other Guy (tm) and slag on you for not agreeing with me, since you've been my

in other threads. Goes off on how he had some really good cheese last night.

Gets angry over people getting so off-topic on a vitally important thread to the gaming industry and says that Star Wars is not related to the ancient Chinese, but rather the Mongols and their deity Nyaricusisdar00ler. Notes that the '00' is not a typo, and that this is valid ancient Mongolianasticese.

Smiles at the fact that that words rhymes with 'cream cheese' and revels in the fatc that he has again proven his mighty command of the Englishrenanianish language

Aaron L · 15th May 2006, 01:17 AM

Makes a poor attempt at a humorous post and kills the thread.

Silver Moon · 15th May 2006, 01:30 AM

Sits back and lurks in glee at the havok caused by the thread derail about sci-fi movies and tv.

MavrickWeirdo · 15th May 2006, 01:33 AM

Accuses the OP of being a troll and just bringing up the topic to start a flame-war (again)

Nyaricus · 15th May 2006, 02:39 AM

Counters MavrickWeirdo with the fact that this topic is obviously very pertenent to gaming at large and how it's more important that sci-fi mongolian capt'n kirks.

Declasres him an outsider by right of his user-names suffix and rants about how good cheese is.

Primitive Screwhead · 15th May 2006, 03:14 AM

Attacks Nyaricus for being so foolish to judge a poster by merely a screen name....

And argues that you can only truely appreciate cheese if you live within driving distance of Wisconsin...

Nyaricus · 15th May 2006, 03:29 AM

Rebuts Primitive Screwhead for being another poster with a terrible, masochistic (sp?) name and says that teh best cheese is is found on the moon.

'nuff said.

Nifft · 15th May 2006, 03:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Nyaricus

Rebuts Primitive Screwhead for being another poster with a terrible, masochistic (sp?) name and says that teh best cheese is is found on the moon.

'nuff said.

Points out that an actual troll would not post more than once in his troll-thread, thus proving my ancient USENET cred.

-- N

Drowbane · 15th May 2006, 04:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Jdvn1

Makes connections between Star Wars and ancient oriental cultures.

Further derails thread by pointing out that George Lucas obviously based SW on Kurasawa's "The Hidden Fortress" and then only lurks, satisfied in a day's work.

Jdvn1 · 15th May 2006, 04:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Primitive Screwhead

Attacks Nyaricus for being so foolish to judge a poster by merely a screen name....

And argues that you can only truely appreciate cheese if you live within driving distance of Wisconsin...

Claims the only true cheese comes from France.

drothgery · 15th May 2006, 04:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Jdvn1

Claims the only true cheese comes from France.

Points out that California actually produces quite a bit of cheese, and not just the Hollywood variety.

Agent Oracle · 15th May 2006, 04:58 AM

Obnoxiously oversized picture which has nothing to do with the flame war at hand, but still manages to insult your intelligence!

MavrickWeirdo · 15th May 2006, 05:41 AM

Makes an ironic statement to further derail the conversation (i.e. Someone should make this thread a CCG.)

Nyaricus · 15th May 2006, 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Agent Oracle

Obnoxiously oversized picture which has nothing to do with the flame war at hand, but still manages to insult your intelligence!

you... you... you big jerk you.

States that he has no idea what Nifft means and that hollyood, while producing quite a bit of cheese, is of a terrible quality.

Jdvn1 · 15th May 2006, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Drowbane

Further derails thread by pointing out that George Lucas obviously based SW on Kurasawa's "The Hidden Fortress" and then only lurks, satisfied in a day's work.

Claims that George Lucas was a fool, and that he accidentally came upon Star Wars anyway, and that he is due no credit.

Moreover, claims that the best cheese is found on Tatooine.

hong · 15th May 2006, 09:03 AM

Insists that Han shot first.