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25th May 2006, 07:33 PM
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#101 (permalink)
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| Explains that all these issues have been addressed with the following 3 pages of house rules, which have never actually been play tested, but should neatly address the issues without unbalancing the rest of the game.
Everyone ignores the 3 pages of cut and pasted text. | 
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25th May 2006, 08:11 PM
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#102 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Agent Oracle Then, out of nowhere, someone who hasn't been following along comes ut and bumps the entire thread with a post which, while well written, is also fairly stupid and insane, possibly involving one million fifth level heroes versus one eighteenth level lich. | Ignores the thread necromancy in favor of arguing an inane point for pages on end. Continually states that the arguement is pointless and meaningless, and the opponents agree, but none of them stop arguing. Quote: |
Originally Posted by Nifft Makes an observation about this post in reference to Paladins, and then makes some ill-informed and inciteful claims about what the Paladin really should be, in light of the obvious truth of my opinion on Lawful Good. | Inserts a long dissertation on how that company should die a slow death due to its broken game system and egomanical CEO. Continues to argue that a setting with dimensional rifts as an excuse to include everything (including kitchen-sink shaped aliens) is doomed from the start.
Three posts later, realizes that the poster said Paladin.
__________________ Character(s) played in Living ENWorld:
Gorefoot, gnomish halfling barbarian/ranger. Currently purging the gnolls and other nasties from The Tomb of Chaos.
Deos Kirith, human wizard/cleric. Currently looking for some nefarious individuals who are holding a little girl for a Ransom for Retirement.
Gideon Redcloak, human sorcerer/fighter. Currently with his companions investigating some goings on in Ravensdale like Rats in a Maze. | |
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25th May 2006, 08:22 PM
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#103 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by IcyCool Ignores the thread necromancy in favor of arguing an inane point for pages on end. | Responds Quote: |
Originally Posted by IcyCool Continually states that the arguement is pointless and meaningless, and the opponents agree, but none of them stop arguing. | to Quote: |
Originally Posted by IcyCool Inserts a long dissertation on how that company should die a slow death due to its broken game system and egomanical CEO. | every Quote: |
Originally Posted by IcyCool Continues to argue that a setting with dimensional rifts as an excuse to include everything (including kitchen-sink shaped aliens) is doomed from the start. | sentence Quote: |
Originally Posted by IcyCool Three posts later, realizes that the poster said Paladin. | individually. | |
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25th May 2006, 08:26 PM
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#104 (permalink)
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| Has a heart-attack when he realizes that he's pages into a thread without reading post from Crothian, noting that a good troll would be able to pull Crothy into the conversation. | |
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25th May 2006, 08:50 PM
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#105 (permalink)
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| Arrives in the thread days or weeks later. Masochistically reads every word of entire flamewar. Contemplates detailed response to original post and all judged-as-relevant subsequent posts.
Begins typing lengthy response. Accidentally hits Escape key after 7,000 words, wiping out several hours of work.
Posts one-line response describing loss of lengthy response and intent to re-create and post it later.
Never returns to thread.
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25th May 2006, 09:36 PM
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#106 (permalink)
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| "Quotes" a very large picture that drags down loading the page as whole and makes every computer that loads it grind to a halt for the sole purpose of adding: "You owe me a new keyboard" or similar statement. | |
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25th May 2006, 09:40 PM
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#107 (permalink)
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| Quotes the german translation of an obscure, long out of print sorcebook that noone has heard of
__________________ Quote: | Sing, O Muse, of the rage of Achilles, of Peleus' son, murderous, man-killer, fated to die, sing of the rage that cost the Achaeans so many good men and sent so many vital, hearty souls down to the dreary House of Death. On second thought, O Muse, sing of nothing to me. I know you. I have been bound and servant to you, O Muse, you incomparable bitch. And I do not trust you, O Muse. not one little bit. - Dan Simmons, Ilium | | |
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25th May 2006, 09:41 PM
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#108 (permalink)
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| Inspiration hits and is embodied in a beautiful post that takes just long enough to compose for someone else to post the same thoughts even more eloquently just moments before submitting... | |
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25th May 2006, 09:46 PM
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#109 (permalink)
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| Angry post about how none of the OP's poll options represent what I really feel.
Describe personal opinion in painstaking detail--it matches poll option #3 exactly. | |
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25th May 2006, 10:45 PM
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#110 (permalink)
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| posts a two-page long diatribe in pretty poor speling and grammar without any puctuation capitalizastion or paragrafs that actually contains an interesting nugget of an idea somewhere down on the second page but which is promptly ignored by everyone becuz its just impossible to read without grinding you're teeth. | |
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25th May 2006, 11:54 PM
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#111 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Infernal Teddy Quotes the german translation of an obscure, long out of print sorcebook that noone has heard of | Says that Vandersex really isn't what you think it is, and that what you think that I think you're thinking isn't very well thought out and you should think about what you say before thinking it before saying what you were thinking what you were saying  | |
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25th May 2006, 11:56 PM
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#112 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by hong Insists that Han shot first. | Quoted for truth | |
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26th May 2006, 02:24 AM
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#113 (permalink)
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| Double Posts. | |
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26th May 2006, 02:26 AM
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#114 (permalink)
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| Double Posts | |
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26th May 2006, 04:45 AM
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#115 (permalink)
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| Pimps 12 dollar 4 page PDF now sold in ENWorld Gamestore of which I have written a two paragraph barely related tangent segment on the OP. Claim this settles all meta-trolling issues. Begs for more work. Claims piracy concerns and offends female gamer population with sexist language. | |
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26th May 2006, 05:14 AM
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#116 (permalink)
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26th May 2006, 07:24 AM
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#117 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Conaill | comes up with a confused post about what's with all the smileys, and the fact that I know plenty of hot gamer chicks willing to wash your Ford. | |
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26th May 2006, 07:47 AM
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#118 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Nyaricus I know plenty of hot gamer chicks willing to wash your Ford. | Points out that this is a euphamism for an act that would cause Eric's grandmother to blush.
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26th May 2006, 07:55 AM
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#119 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Nifft Points out that this is a euphamism for an act that would cause Eric's grandmother to blush.
-- N | I just can't win, can I? *fizzle* *fizzle* | |
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26th May 2006, 08:54 AM
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#120 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Nyaricus I just can't win, can I? *fizzle* *fizzle* | Nope
__________________ Quote: | Sing, O Muse, of the rage of Achilles, of Peleus' son, murderous, man-killer, fated to die, sing of the rage that cost the Achaeans so many good men and sent so many vital, hearty souls down to the dreary House of Death. On second thought, O Muse, sing of nothing to me. I know you. I have been bound and servant to you, O Muse, you incomparable bitch. And I do not trust you, O Muse. not one little bit. - Dan Simmons, Ilium | | |
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