[Meta-Troll]

[Nifft]

Points out that I've been VERY friendly with Eric's gran-- SIGNAL LOST

[LightPhoenix]

Note's that Eric's grandma is a very nice lady, but Eric's grandpa is a dirty, dirty man.

[Jdvn1]

Originally Posted by Nyaricus

Jdvn1 better have tea and crumpets piping hot awaiting me

Starts talking about cheese again.

Ignores discussions about cheese to interject that mocha lattes are the one true drink.

[Nifft]

Originally Posted by Jdvn1

Ignores discussions about cheese to interject that mocha lattes are the one true drink.

my old cup of 1974 unfiltered turkish coffee is the one true drink all lattes are a pale imitation of teh real thing.

-- N

Edit: fix "the" to read "teh"

[MavrickWeirdo]

Originally Posted by Jdvn1

Ignores discussions about cheese to interject that mocha lattes are the one true drink.

Excuse me, mocha lattes are sooo 4E; Ovaltine is the 1 true drink (Nothing like OV&Dmilk).

[Jdvn1]

Claims that old coffees were weak attempts to become the pinnacle of coffees, which is the mocha latte.

[Brent_Nall]

My hat of latte no limit!

[Silver Moon]

Criticizes previous posters for attempting to derail the thread with the coffee discussion while simultaneously adding a new derail by making reference to films by Kevin Smith. Also make's reference to the original topic after having gone back and reread the opening posts, having forgotten what that topic actually was.

[Imruphel]

Smugly mentions the superiority of red cordial. I mean, if you really want a hit, you want a hit; right?

Wonders whether those damned Yankees with their 'tard-level English know what cordial is....

[Dannyalcatraz]

Has no idea what poster means by cordial, but it doesn't sound friendly!

Counters with suggestion about Cajun cuisine and American alcoholic beverages (other than beer)...

[ssampier]

Originally Posted by Jdvn1

Claims that old coffees were weak attempts to become the pinnacle of coffees, which is the mocha latte.

Rants that old skoolers don't need any fancy coffee. All you need is strong coffee (shot of bourbon is optional).

[Nyaricus]

Originally Posted by Nifft

Points out that I've been VERY friendly with Eric's gran-- SIGNAL LOST

Oh dear

[Dannyalcatraz]

Rants that ooooooold schoolers don't need fancy coffees- likes his burbon with java optional!

[Tolen Mar]

Posts this time only to mention that he put together a long diatribe about cheese, coffee, cordials, grandmothers, trolls, and game systems and how they all need to be dumped into the biggest black hole that can be found.

Then mentions that the only reason you can't read it is because he did it all in the same fashion silent bob would do it, ending with "Excitement, Adventure, a Jedi craves not these things."

[Dragonbait]

rants about teepees

[Jdvn1]

Claims that he had written the ultimate essay on historical coffees, how they fail to live up to their modern counterparts, and how future coffees have no place to grow, complete with alcoholic/non-alcoholic varieties, but it was lost when he hit the wrong button.

[Gold Roger]

Quotes a random post and dissagrees only to state in his elaboration the exact same points the originally quoted post made.

[Tolen Mar]

Quotes the entire post, but fails to add anything to it.

[Tolen Mar]

Then double posts.

[freebfrost]

[quote=Tolen Mar]Quotes the entire post, but fails to add anything to it.[quote]

Complains about people not being able to quote correctly.