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I start a thread talking about how (d20 furry sex roleplaying is teh best / 4th edition is coming and will r00l 3.x / 5th edition, likewise, will fix all of 4th editions blatant design problems and lead us into a new Golden Age of gaming / Intellifilter was a good idea and that I want it back on the boards [and BTW ards are the best class! ce yourself for their onslaught of are might!!!!] / Keen and mproved Crit shouldn't stack / high level fighters are teh suck / ards/Wizards doesn't care about it customers and is losing money / magic items ruin the game and there is too much character reliance on them / my hat of d02 kno no limit / so on and so forth) and say that this is the best line of thought and that other people are so dumb and misguided by thinking any other way and that you should eb ashamed your DM taought you that way and with relish I tell you that this is obviously the right way to think, and that you are a troglodyte to think any other way. Obviously.
Disagrees with previous posters, citing a quote by Gary Gygax.
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I hijack this thread with a personal complaint that is related to the original thread over five corners. I state that everyone that doesn't agree with me is a poopyhead.
I respond to Gold Roger's sweeping generalization, demonstrating by a thorough mathematical analysis based on publish statistical evidence that at most, between 2/3 and 3/4 (the actual proportion in my calculations is sqrt(1/2)) of all people who disagree with him can possibly be poopyheads, and that the number is probably rather lower than that. 99% of readers glance at my post, see mathematics, and read ahead. The other 1% immediately check my calculations. At first there seems to be a miscalculation, but it turns out it is a typo in an intermediate step; when that is corrected, my final answer turns out to be correct.
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Chides Orsal and Gold Roger for being off topic and then quotes a single line from Nyaricus' orginal post with one word bolded as proof that he's a stupid-head and ends by mentioning that my cat just had kittens.
Says something musing but only tangentially related to the topic.
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First the reply is considered a Hateful Answer(C) but then in further posts it is somehow proven that there is no hate, only love for the truth.
Second the reply is being pondered about wether it contains anything.
Third the answer to the previous question is a dialectical "yes", which invalidates all previous answers because they failed to make the same points as I did (including this one).
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I do it because I simply love this game.
Level 10, essence of D&D as of November 17 2006
Wizard paralyzed, samurai 6 hp, your Fiend Hunter down to 4 hp and 1 Con, surrounded by four dead Bebilith and one still alive...
Without sheathing the greatsword, with shaky hands unstoppers the small vodka bottle, swallow it down, and hurl it at the still standing demonic spider while yelling "come and get me!" just to allow the samurai to get the edge.
I get angry about the reason for the post, stating that this isn't how it used to be done here at ENWorld, pointing to my registration date so that you all know I'm old school.
__________________ "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." — Robert Heinlein
__________________ "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." — Robert Heinlein
Mention that the old farts did all this years ago.
Takes offense at comment. Mentions role playing games back during the Great Depression and World War II and tells of walking seven miles uphill through driving rain, ice, snow and hail of frogs and locusts in order to game. Fills three more paragraphs with further examples.
I report the post and tell the moderators that there's too much foul language on these boards disguised by smilies and ask why Diaglo is allowed to post the same comments over and over again. I then point out that rpg.net wouldn't put up with it.
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