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Mallus, I would like to borrow that idea because I'm so stuck in a seafaring campaign where we badly need some comic relief as it got way too serious. And the crew's players are all into rap music :-)
Sure. I'd be flattered. Glad to know someone will get to use them.
__________________ "We're pimps and killers, but in a philanthropic way." -- Boyd, Dollhouse.
__________________ Barbarian: "I'm going to run the door down with my shoulder."
DM: "Ouch, that hurt you."
Thief: "We'll, I'm opening the lock then..."
DM "Sorry, no such luck."
Wizard: "Darn, I'm all out of spells."
Fighter: "Fighter & Barbarian pick up an old tree to use as a ram aaaaand... here we go!"
DM "The door is as steady as it looks, unfortunately. Loud noise and a tree on top of you is all you get"
Paladin: "Out of frustration, I grab the handle and rattle at the door."
DM: The unlocked door opens with a squeak and you stumble into the room - now roll for your balance."
Players: "You know you suck?"
DM: *snicker*
I once slipped in an NPC named Captain Antoneel. Obscure enough that nobody got it. Kind of Marshall Willenholly, if you will.
Very cool, very 70s - I like those both!
I had a friend who had an Inish PC in a Swashbuckling Adventures/7th Sea game named Paddy O'Furniture.
I was going to name a Jack Bauer inspired NPC in a d20 Modern game Jack Knauf, but later thought better of it...
And I've always wanted to write an adventure where the GM has to use the phrase, "Roll a Spot check to determine if you can see Mike Hunt." when an NPC of that name is hiding from the PCs...
Okay I'm going to grow up now...
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And I've always wanted to write an adventure where the GM has to use the phrase, "Roll a Spot check to determine if you can see Mike Hunt." when an NPC of that name is hiding from the PCs...
Do it! Do it! DoitdoitdoitdoitdoitDOIT!
(And make sure someone is taking a swig when you do...)
Angela Mercy - the holy paladin
Alsvel Tattensfell - the eternal optimist
Fletcher Lansbury - the great detective
Doodah Day - the halfling racetrack bookie
Effie Qualsemay - a forceful kinda gal
The New York Times (no stranger to writing about the Prez) says that the name "Barack Obama," when read aloud by the Kindle's computerized text-to-speech system, sounds something like "Brack Alabama."
I now wish to have a campaign in which an important NPC is named Brack Alabama.
The campaign I'm gearing up to run won't work with the name as a world leader- which would, of course, be ideal- because its a supers campaign set in 1912.
A bodyguard, perhaps? One in the Brock Samson mold?
I had a great idea for a character yesterday: Eldritch Cleaver. He's a founding member of the Dead Panthers (a necromancer's power/self -defense organization) and the author the tome Soul in Gem.
__________________ "We're pimps and killers, but in a philanthropic way." -- Boyd, Dollhouse.