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Old 18th July 2009, 05:53 AM   #1 (permalink)
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My cats' attack rolls.

So I ordered some dice from RPGShop.com, and they sent me a free plushie d6.

Here are a couple pictures of a couple of my cats making their attack rolls.

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Old 18th July 2009, 06:23 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I'd keep an eye on the second one -- I think he's trying to cheat the die roll.
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You know, a snappy caption is all that you need to make that first picture into a lolcat.
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Did they kill any commoners with that dice roll?
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So I ordered some dice from RPGShop.com, and they sent me a free plushie d6.

Here are a couple pictures of a couple of my cats making their attack rolls.

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Cute pics!
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Old 18th July 2009, 07:12 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Great pics!

Our cats prefer to play with pens, pencils and D&D minis!

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Old 18th July 2009, 07:43 PM   #7 (permalink)
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The cats are all secretly trying to take over the multiverse via mastery of dice rolling.

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Old 18th July 2009, 10:05 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Get it? It was a pun!

'Cause they're rolling on the floor attacking the die!

(Alligators do attack rolls, too, but they're too scary to talk about and they don't use dice.)

So anyone have an idea for the lolcat caption Alzrius suggested?

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Old 18th July 2009, 10:29 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Here are a few I came up with:







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Ah confirmation of my suspicions, its not paw, paw, bite!

No the little beggar does paw, paw, bite with another round of paw, paw just to confirm the grapple!

Nice to see they like your dice though, planning on getting a replacement or two when they're finished with it by the way?
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Ah confirmation of my suspicions, its not paw, paw, bite!

No the little beggar does paw, paw, bite with another round of paw, paw just to confirm the grapple!

Nice to see they like your dice though, planning on getting a replacement or two when they're finished with it by the way?
You left out rake. And how.

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