Banned from public RPG

stevenstarsgard · 24th July 2009, 06:31 AM

Hi,
My friend told me about role playing games where you pretend to be someone else and how it was really fun.
I have always felt an affinity with the walrus, so I went to the beach and did some role playing as a walrus.
However, some members of the public was apparently disturbed by this and reported it to the police. I was fined for disorderly conduct.
Where do you people role play and what is the right way to do it?

Vorput · 24th July 2009, 06:39 AM

I am the Walrus. Coo coo kachoo.

jdrakeh · 24th July 2009, 06:48 AM

Here is a good site worth your consideration.

Relique du Madde · 24th July 2009, 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by stevenstarsgard

Hi,
My friend told me about role playing games where you pretend to be someone else and how it was really fun.
I have always felt an affinity with the walrus, so I went to the beach and did some role playing as a walrus.
However, some members of the public was apparently disturbed by this and reported it to the police. I was fined for disorderly conduct.
Where do you people role play and what is the right way to do it?

BEST TROLL EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!11!!!1!1!!

Now, if you actually are serious, then wow.. All I have to say is that you failed at LARP research and I suggest you look up Live Action Role Playing Associations on your favorite internet search engine to find out where you can RP locally with other similar minded people.

stevenstarsgard · 24th July 2009, 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Relique du Madde

BEST TROLL EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!11!!!1!1!!

Now, if you actually are serious, then wow.. All I have to say is that you failed at LARP research and I suggest you look up Live Action Role Playing Associations on your favorite internet search engine to find out where you can RP locally with other similar minded people.

Is it more fun to role play on the internet? Is your character a troll?

It seems kinda lame to role play on the internet for me, because I don't feel like a walrus if I just type "I am the best walrus ever".

Bumbles · 24th July 2009, 07:10 AM

Extra points for innocently oblivious denial!

But seriously, I've seen better.

Maybe if you'd picked a Wolverine. Or a Mongoose.

stevenstarsgard · 24th July 2009, 07:16 AM

Why the

would I want to pretend to be a wolverine?
Neither of the things you mentioned are "better" than a Walrus, if you saw my Walrus imitation, you would not say that you had seen better because that would be a lie.
Wolverines aren't even real, they're stupid x-men crap that isn't fun to imitate. Mongooses are stupid little animals that do nothing.
Walruses are the most interesting animals to me.

Bumbles · 24th July 2009, 07:20 AM

Well, if you want to convince us of the quality of your walrus imitation, you could post a video to youtube. Tell me, did the police record your antics? If so, you can probably request a copy as they would be public records.

Relique du Madde · 24th July 2009, 07:23 AM

Can you play a baby seal?

jdrakeh · 24th July 2009, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Relique du Madde

Can you play a baby seal?

stevenstarsgard · 24th July 2009, 07:35 AM

This was pretty much what the police detaining me looked like, only less blood.

YouTube - polar bear vs walrus

No, I can't play a baby seal, only a walrus.
Are there any walrus video games

Nebten · 24th July 2009, 07:41 AM

So you were viciously mauled by a wild polar bear?!?

Quick! Somebody call Steve Cobert! He was right . . . all this time he was right!

Bumbles · 24th July 2009, 07:55 AM

No, I'm sorry, we'll need actual footage to verify your claims. Preferably time-stamped.

Relique du Madde · 24th July 2009, 08:01 AM

If he had footage, I'm pretty sure it would have had 1 MILLION hits by now.

Bumbles · 24th July 2009, 08:16 AM

Well, if he was as good as he says he was, sure!

But maybe next time he'll remember the cardinal rule...if it's not on youtube, it never happened.

Scott_Rouse · 24th July 2009, 08:21 AM

I am confused??? Were the cops dressed up as polar bears? Was that real blood? Scary

Derulbaskul · 24th July 2009, 08:29 AM

Admit it, Scott; Player's Handbook 4 is about playing anthromorphic arctic animals and one of the new bard powers is based on the song I Am A Walrus. Clearly the OP works for you guys and this is some silly attempt at subliminal marketing.

fanboy2000 · 24th July 2009, 08:35 AM

Wait, so the K-9 was the polar bear and cops filmed it?

Jack99 · 24th July 2009, 08:35 AM

Brilliant!

fanboy2000 · 24th July 2009, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Derulbaskul

Admit it, Scott; Player's Handbook 4 is about playing anthromorphic arctic animals and one of the new bard powers is based on the song I Am A Walrus. Clearly the OP works for you guys and this is some silly attempt at subliminal marketing.

Koo-koo ka-choo?