| Lmao Tzu - transcendent spirit of an ancient eastern mystic, whose followers teach us about the Way of Mirth, and that the sound of one hand clapping is much funnier when accompanied by a whoopie cushion. Tzu Suun - ancient Chinese warrior, killed way before his time when he charged on the count of "two"; now honored as a minor god over the domain of Unfortunate Things that Happen Prematurely. Yes, including that. St. Rofl - Patron saint of laughter and linoleum; martyred by a heathen cult who spun him to death on a large rotating wooden frame, a torture device known today as a roflcopter. Rrrra - once worshipped by a (short-lived) cult of ancient Egyptian pirates who only spoke backwards. |