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    Saturday, 18th May, 2019, 12:13 AM
    Chapter 295 “This place is a maze,” Kavek said as they turned into yet another passage. Bredan didn’t say anything. He was starting to doubt himself, and the subtle twinges that he’d been using to guide them. Clearly something had warned him about the fire trap in the first corridor, and he’d thought he’d felt something when he’d lifted his sword at the first three-way fork, but they’d...
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    Thursday, 16th May, 2019, 01:16 AM
    Chapter 294 For a long moment Bredan lay there on his side in the dark, breathing heavily. He could hear Kavek right next to him, but strangely Kalasien was silent. Finally, reluctantly, he held up his hand. For a moment he thought that the sword would not appear, but then its familiar weight rested in his hand. The glow erupted from the runes marked in the blade, and he took a look...
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    Tuesday, 14th May, 2019, 12:55 AM
    Chapter 293 Kurok extended his hands and unleashed a pair of eldritch blasts that tore into the substance of the thing. The magical pulses were absorbed by its mass, and they could not tell if they had harmed it. It continued to swell as more of it issued through the tiny hole in the wall, and it formed a fresh pseudopod as Bredan sprang up and stared around in surprise. “Bredan, get away...
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    Friday, 10th May, 2019, 08:58 PM
    Chapter 292 When Kurok felt a soft pressure on his arm he woke instantly. It was utterly dark in the vault; the light from Bredan’s sword had faded. He could see Drekkath kneeling over him, but he had gotten so used to hiding his darkvision that he whispered reflexively, “Who’s there?” Drekkath’s lips twisted in a smile. “It’s okay, Bredan is sleeping deeply. Come.” Kurok rose...
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    Thursday, 9th May, 2019, 12:58 AM
    Chapter 291 They followed Bredan through the trapped corridor, Kalasien and Kavek duplicating the warrior’s steps. Either through the guidance of his vague feelings, or because the trap was unable to reset, they made it to the far end of the passage safely. Once there they found a staircase that led down. “The air will likely only grow worse in quality as we descend,” Kalasien said. “I...
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    Tuesday, 7th May, 2019, 02:52 AM
    Chapter 290 Bredan woke suddenly with no idea where he was. It was dark, and the air was thick and stale. He felt pain, a lot of it, but it was diffuse and he didn’t feel as if anything was broken. There was a pressure on his body, as if something was holding him down. He tried to move. The surge in the pain was about what he’d expected but it was bearable. Whatever was on top of him...
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    Saturday, 4th May, 2019, 12:32 AM
    Chapter 289 The giant ape reached for Rodan, but the tiefling jumped aside and slashed out with his sword, slicing open the flesh along its knuckles. The creature roared in pain and swept out its other lower arm, knocking him flying. He hit the ground and skidded to a stop about ten feet away, dazed by the impact. The ape turned toward Xeeta, who had made no move to retreat. Instead she...
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    Thursday, 2nd May, 2019, 01:01 AM
    Chpater 288 For a moment the collapse of the plaza overshadowed even the still-deadly presence of the giant ape. Xeeta could only stare at the hole in the ground where Bredan and two other members of their company had been standing just moments ago. Several of the pillars had collapsed as well, tumbling into the sinkhole and filling it with rubble. Xeeta saw Glori standing on the far side,...
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    Tuesday, 30th April, 2019, 01:04 AM
    Chapter 287 The appearance of the massive ape shook the adventurers, but they had no time to deal with it as the girallons hurled themselves into melee range. Quellan’s warning had given Glori a moment to react before the pursuing girallon overcame her. She instinctively strummed her lyre, trying to infect it with fear, but either its rage protected it or her casting faltered as it...
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    Saturday, 27th April, 2019, 01:04 AM
    Chapter 286 Xeeta recovered from the dramatic and sudden appearance of the four-armed ape-creature first, blasting it with a series of scorching rays. The girallon screamed as the first pulse of fire scorched its side, but it reacted quickly, launching itself forward over the rubble toward them. The awkward footing appeared to give it no trouble as it landed on the sliding edge of the heap...
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    Thursday, 25th April, 2019, 12:59 AM
    Chapter 285 Dawn found them marching through the jungle once more. Progress was again slow. A thin fog hung over the landscape well into the morning, giving the place a sort of ethereal presence. The companions were more alert to potential hazards lurking in the mists, especially after Rodan pointed out a serpent that was thick around as the tiefling’s torso dangling across the branches of...
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    Tuesday, 23rd April, 2019, 12:56 AM
    Chapter 284 For a moment the creature and the companions just stared at each other. The dense jungle growth made it difficult to make out any details of the creature, but they could see that it was huge, well over twenty feet long. After what felt like minutes but what only a matter of a few heartbeats Sandros shifted, adjusting his grip on Elias’s sword. The huge head swung slowly toward...
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Thursday, 18th April, 2019

  • 07:31 AM - carborundum quoted Lazybones in post Forgotten Lore (Updated M-W-F)
    They're still just shy of 9th level, so no commune yet... Ah, they seem stronger :-) I'm looking forward to your description of the divination though. Hope it helps! And a pteranodon? Awesome! Lost Valley time! :-D

Tuesday, 9th October, 2018

  • 06:16 AM - Neurotic quoted Lazybones in post Forgotten Lore (Updated M-W-F)
    Just a heads-up to my readers that I will be putting Forgotten Lore on hiatus during November, during National Novel Writing Month. I am well ahead in the story at the moment, but I won't have time to dedicate to editing posts while working on my 50,000 word goal. This is my eighth consecutive year participating in NaNoWriMo. It's a great mechanism for would-be writers to motivate themselves to sit down at the computer and put words on the page. It doesn't matter if the output is rough, it's the practice that counts. Can we read what you've written? Or you polished and published it? Given your normal output, it hardly seems like you need that training :)

Thursday, 21st June, 2018

  • 06:13 AM - carborundum quoted Lazybones in post Forgotten Lore (Updated M-W-F)
    Just a quick note that I will be doing some traveling starting at the end of next week. The story will be on hiatus for a few weeks during that time. As long as you don't leave it on a cliffhanger ;)

Tuesday, 29th May, 2018

  • 06:58 AM - Neurotic quoted Lazybones in post The Doomed Bastards: Reckoning (story complete)
    Thanks for the bump! All of my stuff is available in a variety of formats on my Smashwords page. Given you post rate here, I'm not at all surprised that you have whole library worth of books there. Some authors don't make that many in the life time.

Friday, 30th March, 2018

  • 12:43 PM - SolitonMan quoted Lazybones in post Forgotten Lore (Updated M-W-F)
    Just a few more posts left in book 6. The good news is that I've started on book 7 and will continue posting the story here as long as folks are still reading it. Thanks Lazybones! I've really been enjoying this story hour a lot. I often wonder how many readers have a basically unlimited appetite for this sort of thing. I know I do. I read an entry and I'm ready for more immediately. If there were 100 entries, I'd be ready for the 101st as soon as #100 was done. I've read several of the story hours on ENWorld multiple times, including the Doomed Bastards (SO much fun!). As long as you have story to tell, I'll be an eager reader.

Friday, 16th March, 2018

  • 11:41 PM - carborundum quoted Lazybones in post Forgotten Lore (Updated M-W-F)
    The items dipped into the arcane font gained the properties of a +1 weapon/shield Kosk too? :-D I wonder how Kurok's going to get in through all those sealed passages (and maybe the skull)

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Tuesday, 28th November, 2017

  • 01:39 PM - SolitonMan quoted Lazybones in post Forgotten Lore (Updated M-W-F)
    I finished my novel! This year's my seventh time participating in NaNoWriMo. I have a quick writing pace normally, but NaNoWriMo requires an average of 1,666 words/day, which means no taking days off. :) I've already resumed writing Forgotten Lore, and I'll have updates for you again starting Friday. Great news! Congratulations, that's a lot of work! And thanks! I'm looking forward to reading more Forgotten Lore! :)

Thursday, 21st September, 2017

  • 02:57 PM - carborundum quoted Lazybones in post Forgotten Lore (Updated M-W-F)
    Chapter 87 “I am not interested in your regard,” Kurok said. “I will have your decision.” He shifted, only slightly, but there was a clear threat in it. That's an intimidating hobgoblin :)

Wednesday, 22nd February, 2017

  • 11:34 PM - Quartz quoted Lazybones in post The Doomed Bastards: Reckoning (story complete)
    I’m not sure if any of my old readers are still around, but I bought the 5e core books and I’ve been working on a new story to build around the new ruleset. I’ll probably start posting sometime in early March. Squee!!

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