 Oryan77 |
Last Activity: Yesterday 07:32 PM
I'm 5'10 1/2, 32 y/o, 175 lbs, blond, green eyes, light complexion, wear size 10.5 shoes, I wear size 34x34 pants, I have a mole on my chest, full lips, regular looking nose, a macho goatee, I can barely grow a beard and I can't grow sideburns (pathetic for my age), my fingernails are nicely cut, I have a scar on the palm of my right hand, my left elbow has a permanent disjointed joint, a fairly chiseled jaw, slight man boobs, skinny legs but a full upper build, I have all my teeth, I get sunburned easily and my skin is sensitive, I have allergies, my medical history is pretty clean, I have an innie bellybutton, a high tolerance to alcohol, I have no sense of smell, I've never surfed, I don't like flying insects, I've never worked as a waiter, I like money, I don't sell drugs, I've never used drugs, I can read, I've seen Star Wars, my flies undone, I don't throw like a girl, and I met my dad the first time I was born.
About Me
- About Oryan77
- Name
- Bud the Wiser
- Introduction
- I have an eyeball on my bunion.
- Home Location
- San Jose, CA
- Interests
- Popping zits, intimidating babies, roadraging, getting beat up, whining about D&D, & flirting with carnies
- Occupation
- Husband
- Sex
- Male
- Age Group
- 25-30
- My Game Details
Details of games currently playing and games being sought.
- Gamers Seeking Gamers Status
- Not looking
- Game Location (Town)
- San Jose
- Game Location (State)
- California
- Game Location (Country)
- USA
- GM or player?
- GM
- Game Details
- I'm a killer DM.
Player 1 is a powergamer.
Player 2 is a munchkin.
Player 3 is a rules lawyer.
Player 4 is a douche bag.
We argue a lot during the game. We never roleplay and we always talk about out-of-game nonsense. Our last game consisted of the 8th level PCs killing Pelor with straws and rubber bands. We once had a girl in the group, but she couldn't handle my awesome DMing skills and left the game when I insisted she wear the chainmail bikini (her, not her character).
Cheetos are the bomb, and I always make sure my mom keeps a fresh bowl of them ready at all times because I like to take care of the players. The best moment in my game was when I had my DMPC steal all of the players magic items so he could kill Drizzt and own Faerun. Then I made those idiots be my slave and I basically won D&D.
All in all, we're the best group and we know the most. If you want to join us, you'll need to submit a resume with a fiddy included (I accept paypal). - Currently Playing
- D&D (3E)
- Smoking
- Non-smoker
- Pets
- No
- Days of the week available to game
- Sunday, Saturday
- Times available to game
- Afternoon, Early Evening, Late Evening
- My Character
- Mom says that I have a lot of character and I'll be a lucky guy if I get married. I'm pretty hot for a dude. I know this because my mother has told me so. I have an ok personality, but I usually buy my friends, so I look pretty cool at parties regardless. I'm probably the most well known guy on the internet....people always email me trying to sell me stuff like viagra & memberships to sex sites. I also have a lot of very generous Nigerian friends that email me on a daily basis to see how I'm doing and reminding me about our big business transaction that we're working out. I can't say much about that because I gotta keep it hush hush until it goes through.
Overall, I can say that I've never met anyone with as much character as I have. Thanks for asking.
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Signature
- Visit my new RPG store for cheap miniatures, books, & accessories!
D&D 3.5 DM Screen, Character, NPC, and Spell/Feat Sheets
I will buy your unwanted D&D WotC minis collection (DDM only). Email me your asking price!
- Visit my new RPG store for cheap miniatures, books, & accessories!
My Game Details
- Gamers Seeking Gamers Status
- Not looking
- Game Location (Town)
- San Jose
- Game Location (State)
- California
- Game Location (Country)
- USA
- GM or player?
- GM
- Game Details
- I'm a killer DM.
Player 1 is a powergamer.
Player 2 is a munchkin.
Player 3 is a rules lawyer.
Player 4 is a douche bag.
We argue a lot during the game. We never roleplay and we always talk about out-of-game nonsense. Our last game consisted of the 8th level PCs killing Pelor with straws and rubber bands. We once had a girl in the group, but she couldn't handle my awesome DMing skills and left the game when I insisted she wear the chainmail bikini (her, not her character).
Cheetos are the bomb, and I always make sure my mom keeps a fresh bowl of them ready at all times because I like to take care of the players. The best moment in my game was when I had my DMPC steal all of the players magic items so he could kill Drizzt and own Faerun. Then I made those idiots be my slave and I basically won D&D.
All in all, we're the best group and we know the most. If you want to join us, you'll need to submit a resume with a fiddy included (I accept paypal). - Currently Playing
- D&D (3E)
- Smoking
- Non-smoker
- Pets
- No
- Days of the week available to game
- Sunday, Saturday
- Times available to game
- Afternoon, Early Evening, Late Evening
- My Character
- Mom says that I have a lot of character and I'll be a lucky guy if I get married. I'm pretty hot for a dude. I know this because my mother has told me so. I have an ok personality, but I usually buy my friends, so I look pretty cool at parties regardless. I'm probably the most well known guy on the internet....people always email me trying to sell me stuff like viagra & memberships to sex sites. I also have a lot of very generous Nigerian friends that email me on a daily basis to see how I'm doing and reminding me about our big business transaction that we're working out. I can't say much about that because I gotta keep it hush hush until it goes through.
Overall, I can say that I've never met anyone with as much character as I have. Thanks for asking.
