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Old 15th December 2005, 05:12 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Keywords in my Forbidden Thread Subject List

These are the words that will force me to avoid reading a thread here on Enworld, and comments on why.

Paladin. Oh no, not again!

Vow of Poverty. I hated it even before it started cropping up in the boards like flies on a rotting hotdog.

Guns, gunpowder, or firearms. Why do people need to make this more complicated than it is? If you want guns in a game, put 'em in. If not, don't.

I have a question. Fine, you have a question. Why not put the question in the subject line where it will actually be useful.

Help me please! Maybe, but again, why not put some info in the subject, like "help me with pricing this item."

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Old 15th December 2005, 05:19 PM   #2 (permalink)
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These are the words that will force me to avoid reading a thread here on Enworld, and comments on why.

Paladin. Oh no, not again!
Agreed.

The RPG Industry is Failing or other Sky-Is-Falling variants thereof.

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Old 15th December 2005, 05:20 PM   #3 (permalink)
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What about the "I hate [race]" threads?
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Old 15th December 2005, 05:20 PM   #4 (permalink)
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So what about my upcoming thread:

"Query: I need assistance with Impoverished Pistol-wielding Holy Warriors attacking the Miami Sound Machine"?

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I have a question. Fine, you have a question. Why not put the question in the subject line where it will actually be useful.

Help me please! Maybe, but again, why not put some info in the subject, like "help me with pricing this item."
Totally agree with this. When I skim the forums I might mouse over an odd title to work out what's going on: but I'm more likely to not give a damn because the person clearly doesn't want to help us help them.

Perhaps a generic title is excuseable if you're trying to ask a question related to your game and you want to avoid tipping off your players, who also read the forum, but please give us everything you can!
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What about the "I hate [race]" threads?
Another good one.

Also, How Would You Stat Tolkien's World? or Gandalf Is Only 5th Level! and variants.

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Old 15th December 2005, 05:24 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Another pet peeve is when someone asks "what's the best race for a <class>?" And one person will write something useful like: "Dwarves make awesome wizards here's why..." and the rest of the suggestions will be: "half-dragon rakshasa! Shadow-touched jungle elf! beholder-grafted ruby-throated hummingbird!!!!!"
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Another pet peeve is when someone asks "what's the best race for a <class>?" And one person will write something useful like: "Dwarves make awesome wizards here's why..." and the rest of the suggestions will be: "half-dragon rakshasa! Shadow-touched jungle elf! beholder-grafted ruby-throated hummingbird!!!!!"
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Old 15th December 2005, 05:26 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Good point. And now we should add Narnia.

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Another good one.

Also, How Would You Stat Tolkien's World? or Gandalf Is Only 5th Level! and variants.

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OGC or OGL ... IANAL so don't ask me questions about what is or isn't legal. and don't ask on some general geek messageboard.
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The first time I saw "IANAL" I said "you what?!?!?!?"

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Old 15th December 2005, 05:37 PM   #12 (permalink)
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The first time I saw "IANAL" I said "you what?!?!?!?"
i think it means I'm anal. but i never really understand what the heck you kids are talking about more than half the time.
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How about variations on "My Players Have Deep-Seated Emotional Problems"?

They're always entertaining, yet simultaneously sad.
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While I don't see this on Enworld much, the WoTC boards had this a lot: WoTC, stop publishing information about [Core class or Core Race] because my campaign does not use them!

Personalizing a setting is fine. Dropping a core race or class (like dwarves or wizards) is fine. Getting angry at a company and choking up their MBs for referencing those core races and classes in products because, y'know, they should know that you don’t use that race or class in your setting/campaign, which is the only one in existence, is not fine.
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Sell me on.. Since when has it become the public's job to pimp products for publishers. If you are interested about product X and you want to buy it but don't know enough about it. Go ask the publisher. If you don't want to buy it... don't buy it and leave sleeping dogs lie. If you want to read a review. Go to the review section.
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Sell me on.. Since when has it become the public's job to pimp products for publishers. If you are interested about product X and you want to buy it but don't know enough about it. Go ask the publisher. If you don't want to buy it... don't buy it and leave sleeping dogs lie. If you want to read a review. Go to the review section.
On this board at least, those words should never need spoken. There is more pimping going on here than on K Street in Washington DC.

Nuff said.
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Or any slang word that is not useful as most people seem to not know how to use them
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I'd like to add any thread or post with the sole purpose of complaining about Dragon and/or Dungeon, how it is useless to one person's game, etc. Constructive criticism is one thing and just saying "X sucks" does nothing for me.

Oh, and on a slightly related note, I think the term "bling" needs to go away now.
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