Reposted from me in another thread ..
Amuse me, dammit! PirateCat Level 25 Elite Soldier
Medium natural humanoid (moderator) Exp: 14000
Initiative +22
Senses Perception +25; grandmother-vision
Aura of Moderation (Fear) aura 5: all posters within 5 of Piratecat's post undergo more self-editing prior to posting
HP 466;
Bloodied 233
AC 43;
Fortitude 39;
Reflex 38;
Will 40
Immune charms, flumphs;
Resist 20 stupidity
Saving Throws +2
Speed 10; thread-teleport 20
Action Points 1
Poster (minor; at-will) *
Implement
+32 vs AC; thread is appended by Piratecat's own post.
Keyboard of Editing (immediate reaction when attacked by grandma insensitivity or stupidity; at-will) *
Implement
+32 vs AC; 4d10+9 shame damage and target's post is edited.
Thread Mash (standard; at-will) *
Implement
Reach 2; +30 vs Fort; thread is shifted or closed. All posters in thread are dazed for 1 round.
Ban Hammer (opportunity attack; encounter) *
Weapon
Reach 2; +30 vs Reflex; 5d12+9 shame damage and target is banned for 1 week.
Alignment Lawful Good
Languages Common, basic leet speak
Skills History +26, Intimidate +25, Insight +25
Str 25 (+19)
Dex 26 (+21)
Wis 27 (+19)
Con 25 (+19)
Int 28 (+21)
Cha 27 (+19)
Equipment Ban Hammer, Keyboard of Editing, Avatar Picture of Amusement
(I'm half inclined to make it a Moderator Template to apply to all of you elite mods. And then a solo stat block for Morrus :P Leaving us minions with just the "Poster" attack)
But then that would just show how much free time I have when I'm claiming to be otherwise productive
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