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Old 20th October 2002, 01:31 AM   #1 (permalink)
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["Fun" Meta Thread] Three Dense Mice

Three dense mice (Tallern, Garyh, Horacio),
Angered the dragon,
See how they run!
The dragon struck one,
And now he was done.
Two dense mice.

Two dense mice,
See how they run!
The dragon strick two,
See how he flew,
One dense mouse.

One dense mouse.
See how he runs!
The dragon struck three,
Now gone is he.

One satisified dragon.
See how she gloats!

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Old 20th October 2002, 01:37 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Dare I ask, just what did you do to them?
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Old 20th October 2002, 01:41 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 20th October 2002, 01:45 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Perhaps kreynolds' devilish smile would be more fitting?
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Old 20th October 2002, 01:47 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Dare I ask, just what did you do to them?
Isn't it obvious? She read some of her poetry to them!
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Old 20th October 2002, 01:50 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Isn't it obvious? She read some of her poetry to them!
I thought she was going to do something evil and vile to them.
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I thought she was going to do something evil and vile to them.
I think you heard me.

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I think you heard me.

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Old 20th October 2002, 01:56 AM   #9 (permalink)
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hmmmmm
You forgot to add the eye rolly thingy.
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Old 20th October 2002, 02:00 AM   #10 (permalink)
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You forgot to add the eye rolly thingy.
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Old 20th October 2002, 02:07 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I think you heard me.
Well, I read you. I'm still wondering why sh didn't do anything evil and vile. Maybe she doesn't have the BoVD yet. Thay's obviously it.
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Old 20th October 2002, 02:10 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Well, I read you. I'm still wondering why sh didn't do anything evil and vile. Maybe she doesn't have the BoVD yet. Thay's obviously it.
What is more evil than letting one's own conscience make things happen in your life. Soon they will have imaginary pains, think someone is watching them, check the closets for deranged dragons, etc.

As for vile. . . that is dessert.
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What is more evil than letting one's own conscience make things happen in your life. Soon they will have imaginary pains, think someone is watching them, check the closets for deranged dragons, etc.

As for vile. . . that is dessert.
Nice. I knew it wasn't the poem.
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Nice. I knew it wasn't the poem.
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Old 20th October 2002, 10:26 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Wow, I am truly honored to have been immortalized in a poem on ENWorld by Dragonchick. It's good stuff!!

Well, except for the part where I get struck...
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Ya got to take the bad with the good.
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Old 20th October 2002, 11:29 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Ya got to take the bad with the good.
Good point. Life's not just all pie, there are orcs, too.
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*snip* check the closets for deranged dragons, etc.
I think someone missed the memo. The new Monsters, Inc. is going after Laugh, because that's ten times more powerful than Scream.
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Old 21st October 2002, 12:10 AM   #20 (permalink)
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I think someone missed the memo. The new Monsters, Inc. is going after Laugh, because that's ten times more powerful than Scream.
Dinkeldog, you just got ten screams-worth of power from me. That was funny!!
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