20th October 2002, 01:31 AM
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["Fun" Meta Thread] Three Dense Mice
Three dense mice (Tallern, Garyh, Horacio),
Angered the dragon,
See how they run!
The dragon struck one,
And now he was done.
Two dense mice.
Two dense mice,
See how they run!
The dragon strick two,
See how he flew,
One dense mouse.
One dense mouse.
See how he runs!
The dragon struck three,
Now gone is he.
One satisified dragon.
See how she gloats!
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20th October 2002, 01:37 AM
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Dare I ask, just what did you do to them?
20th October 2002, 01:41 AM
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Originally posted by Crothian Dare I ask, just what did you do to them?
20th October 2002, 01:45 AM
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Perhaps kreynolds' devilish smile would be more fitting?
20th October 2002, 01:47 AM
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Originally posted by Crothian Dare I ask, just what did you do to them?
Isn't it obvious? She read some of her poetry to them!
20th October 2002, 01:50 AM
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Isn't it obvious? She read some of her poetry to them!
I thought she was going to do something evil and vile to them.
20th October 2002, 01:53 AM
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Originally posted by Crothian I thought she was going to do something evil and vile to them.
I think you heard me.
20th October 2002, 01:54 AM
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Originally posted by pennywiz I think you heard me.
hmmmmm
20th October 2002, 01:56 AM
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Originally posted by Dragongirl
hmmmmm
You forgot to add the eye rolly thingy.
20th October 2002, 02:00 AM
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Originally posted by pennywiz You forgot to add the eye rolly thingy.
uhhhhhh hhhuhhhhh
20th October 2002, 02:07 AM
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Originally posted by pennywiz I think you heard me.
Well, I read you. I'm still wondering why sh didn't do anything evil and vile. Maybe she doesn't have the BoVD yet. Thay's obviously it.
20th October 2002, 02:10 AM
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Originally posted by Crothian Well, I read you. I'm still wondering why sh didn't do anything evil and vile. Maybe she doesn't have the BoVD yet. Thay's obviously it.
What is more evil than letting one's own conscience make things happen in your life. Soon they will have imaginary pains, think someone is watching them, check the closets for deranged dragons, etc.
As for vile. . . that is dessert.
20th October 2002, 02:12 AM
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What is more evil than letting one's own conscience make things happen in your life. Soon they will have imaginary pains, think someone is watching them, check the closets for deranged dragons, etc.
As for vile. . . that is dessert.
Nice. I knew it wasn't the poem.
20th October 2002, 02:14 AM
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Originally posted by Crothian Nice. I knew it wasn't the poem.
20th October 2002, 09:18 PM
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20th October 2002, 10:26 PM
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Wow, I am truly honored to have been immortalized in a poem on ENWorld by Dragonchick. It's good stuff!!
Well, except for the part where I get struck...
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20th October 2002, 10:54 PM
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Well, except for the part where I get struck...
Ya got to take the bad with the good.
20th October 2002, 11:29 PM
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Originally posted by Sir Osis of Liver
Ya got to take the bad with the good.
Good point. Life's not just all pie, there are orcs, too.
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21st October 2002, 12:07 AM
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Originally posted by Dragongirl *snip* check the closets for deranged dragons, etc.
I think someone missed the memo. The new Monsters, Inc. is going after Laugh, because that's ten times more powerful than Scream.
21st October 2002, 12:10 AM
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I think someone missed the memo. The new Monsters, Inc. is going after Laugh, because that's ten times more powerful than Scream.
Dinkeldog, you just got ten screams-worth of power from me. That was funny!!
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