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Old 1st August 2003, 06:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
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[OT] Trolls are stupid!

I mean, look at them. They can't even figure out how to brush their hair. And how do they reproduce? Must be like bacteria. And don't they look stupid? I bet a troll thinks it is impressing people by running around being foolish, but all it really does is irritate people. They are probably all drunk, too - look at those flushed cheecks. Either drunk or on speed.

The best trolls are the little ones, though, because you get the satisfaction of impaling them on wooden stakes (pencils!).

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Old 1st August 2003, 06:21 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Looks like something didn't regenerate!

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Oh, I thought this was gonna be a rant on the Trolls of the messageboard species - you know - the ones who start a thread about nothing, just for the thrill of it.

Some Trolls are cute though ....
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Looks like something didn't regenerate!

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Ouch! You just KNOW that took fire to do that. Buahahaha. Trolls deserve it. Little plastic annoying monstrous humanoids. Grr.

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Old 1st August 2003, 06:40 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Poor thing. Probably had to roll his stats in order with 3d6.












At least he's not whining about it.

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Old 1st August 2003, 06:43 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Poor thing. Probably had to roll his stats in order with 3d6.

At least he's not whining about it.

No kidding :rolleyes:

BAD! Bad Cidarith! This thread is about plastic trolls, not the other kind.
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Oh, I thought this was gonna be a rant on the Trolls of the messageboard species - you know - the ones who start a thread about nothing, just for the thrill of it.
This isn't?
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The Pathfinder Chronicles campaign setting is all about options, not about dictating a single way to play D&D.


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I think this thread needs a field trip to Meta. Does everyone have their permissions slips and lunch bags? Here we go!
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Honestly Emiricol, if your mother knew you were posting pictures of her on the internet you'd get for sure.

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Clarification, please: WHY is this a "meta" topic?
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Clarification, please: WHY is this a "meta" topic?
If I had to guess, probably just due to the overwhelming number of OT threads on the first page of General right now. They're trying to cool off the OT posting to a few threads at a time, and as this is one of the least serious of the OT threads going... it got moved. No harm no foul.
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Old 3rd August 2003, 10:43 PM   #17 (permalink)
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And the mods do like the trolls. They bring live to the boards
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