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Greetings fine Sirs and Ladies, per chance can ye aid me in a small task? I am looking for my husband and I was told he was about. He is a portly man with a fine beard. Oh yes, he is also the King of England.
Last edited by Catherine of Aragon; 11th November 2003 at 01:48 AM..
I don't know why you would be looking for that lay about. He is most likely off with some tavern maid or off hunting with his friends. He is such a pain in my neck.
Well at least I gave him a male heir. What did you every give himm Anne? That scrawny little Elizabeth? She will not amount to anything. Mark my words!
Thank thee kind sirs for your gentle words. *Bows to Crothian* Please do not take any offense from those other women. They are spiteful and jealous that I was the first in his heart.
Last edited by Catherine of Aragon; 11th November 2003 at 01:47 AM..
Greetings fine Sirs and Ladies, per chance can ye aid me in a small task? I am looking for my husband and I was told he was about. He is a portly man with a fine beard. Oh yes, he is also the King of England.
Didn't you have his head lopped off?
Oh wait, maybe that was someone else...
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