*Sigh*

blackshirt5 · 12th November 2003, 02:19 AM

I just felt like having a thread with a really obscure title that people could post to. You may proceed with life now.

I hate when people mention marijuana and urine on the boards. I think I'm gonna start mentioning every time I eat a roast beef sandwich with tomatos, provolone, tabasco sauce, salt/pepper/oregano, on a toasted parmesan italian roll.

Darrin Drader · 12th November 2003, 02:30 AM

I'm posting to this thread. I don't know why, or even what the thread is about, but I am.

guedo79 · 12th November 2003, 02:33 AM

I'm posting because I've always wanted to post to a thread that was closed. This way I can do it before its closed.

Not that I have anything againts what this thread is about, what ever that is. I just have a feeling.

Darrin Drader · 12th November 2003, 02:43 AM

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Originally Posted by guedo79

I'm posting because I've always wanted to post to a thread that was closed. This way I can do it before its closed.

Been there, done that, bought the I'm with Stupid--> T-shirt.

The challenge isn't to post to a thread before it gets closed, but rather to be brave enough to keep a thread open.

blackshirt5 · 12th November 2003, 02:44 AM

This is a thread to protest the mention of urine and marijuana on a D&D board. We should be discussing axes, ale, and whores! It's also a protest of obscure thread titles.

Also, to celebrate our chosen sandwiches(such as my love of roast beef, provolone, tomatos, and tabasco sauce with salt/pepper/oregano on a toasted parmesan italian roll). And to celebrate women who are comfortable with their SO's finding others attractive. Or men who are comfortable with their SO's finding others attractive.

Dimwhit · 12th November 2003, 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by blackshirt5

This is a thread to protest the mention of urine and marijuana on a D&D board. We should be discussing axes, ale, and whores! It's also a protest of obscure thread titles.

Also, to celebrate our chosen sandwiches(such as my love of roast beef, provolone, tomatos, and tabasco sauce with salt/pepper/oregano on a toasted parmesan italian roll). And to celebrate women who are comfortable with their SO's finding others attractive. Or men who are comfortable with their SO's finding others attractive.

I'll join in your protest because, well, I have no reason not to. Though I may like to disagree with your sandwich choice. Sounds great and all, but I'll go for a Blackforest Ham and Gruyer (sp?) on a Kaiser roll.

I'm comfortable with my wife finding other men attractive. As long as those men are rich actors who are completely out of the picture, so to speak.

Darrin Drader · 12th November 2003, 02:55 AM

Oh, I get it. This is a rudimentary meta-thread.

Insult blackshirt5 for putting tomatos on his toasted parmesan italian roll. Also, point out that there are cases where urine and marijuana might come up (other than at the game table) in D&D.

Slyly suggest that only Besse the hellcow can be the final arbiter on whether or not SOs should find others attractive.

blackshirt5 · 12th November 2003, 03:00 AM

Well, the choice of sandwich is irrelevant; whatever you find tasty we celebrate; just because our taste in sandwiches differs doesn't mean anything.

And my last girlfriend got her panties in a bunch because I found Heather Matarazzo cute. She told me that she took it as a grievous insult, but I wasn't supposed to mind hearing about Johnny Depp.

Dimwhit · 12th November 2003, 03:07 AM

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Originally Posted by blackshirt5

Well, the choice of sandwich is irrelevant; whatever you find tasty we celebrate; just because our taste in sandwiches differs doesn't mean anything.

And my last girlfriend got her panties in a bunch because I found Heather Matarazzo cute. She told me that she took it as a grievous insult, but I wasn't supposed to mind hearing about Johnny Depp.

You'll have to excuse my ignorance, but who is Heather Matarazzo?

My wife and I have an agreement. She can get dreamy-eyed over Matthew McConaughey, and I get to do the same with Charlize Theron (and Brigette Wilson).

guedo79 · 12th November 2003, 03:20 AM

I'm an open minded guy. My SO can find anyone she wants to be attractive. I'm ok with that. I'm the one she's with.

But if she looks at my sam-itch, there will be hell to pay!

Ao the Overkitty · 12th November 2003, 03:23 AM

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Originally Posted by guedo79

I'm an open minded guy. My SO can find anyone she wants to be attractive. I'm ok with that. I'm the one she's with.

But if she looks at my sam-itch, there will be hell to pay!

Eh, you're all talk. She steals your food all the time. You're the one that tried to convince me that a SO is entitled to a portion of all your food, after all.

guedo79 · 12th November 2003, 03:33 AM

Have I mentioned how much I don't like Kitties? Anyone else feel that way?

Ao the Overkitty · 12th November 2003, 03:41 AM

Nope. Can't say that I do. I love cats.

Muuuwahahahahaha!

Brother Shatterstone · 12th November 2003, 03:52 AM

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Originally Posted by blackshirt5

It's also a protest of obscure thread titles.

Was my "Clean up aisle 6" thread obscure enough to warrant protest?

Dimwhit · 12th November 2003, 04:01 AM

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Originally Posted by guedo79

Have I mentioned how much I don't like Kitties? Anyone else feel that way?

Not a huge fan, myself. I don't like how they keep beating up my dog.

Angcuru · 12th November 2003, 04:02 AM

*joins to protest various thingies*
Turkey, bacon, lettuce, and tomato on whole wheat with honey mustard, please.

I myself feel that one or two incredibly off-topic threads are OK now and then, but when there's more than one on a page, I get a little annoyed.

That arthurQ guy does seem a bit of a hypocrite though, creating a non-topic thread for bashing non-topic threads.

Brother Shatterstone · 12th November 2003, 04:04 AM

Angcuru, lets not bash are fellow ENworlders...

Angcuru · 12th November 2003, 04:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Brother Shatterstone

Angcuru, lets not bash are fellow ENworlders...

I was making an accurrate statement, not a bash. This is not the first time he's done this, so it's showing a behavior pattern. I'm just saying he should let up, not suggesting we burn him in effigy. Ben Affleck on the other hand, we CAN burn in effigy. 'Cause he's a bad actor.

Darrin Drader · 12th November 2003, 04:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Angcuru

Ben Affleck on the other hand, we CAN burn in effigy. 'Cause he's a bad actor.

You think so too? I thought it was just me that really didn't like him. But then again, he is supposedly married to J-Lo, so he's not doing too badly for himself.

Dimwhit · 12th November 2003, 04:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Angcuru

I was making an accurrate statement, not a bash. This is not the first time he's done this, so it's showing a behavior pattern. I'm just saying he should let up, not suggesting we burn him in effigy. Ben Affleck on the other hand, we CAN burn in effigy. 'Cause he's a bad actor.

You think he's a bad actor, too? Great in Good Will Hunting (or at least he didn't ruin it). Bad in everything else.