Ok, I figured it out... and I didn't alter the code at all, so I changed nothing in the url, it was always http://
Alright, incase you end up with other people having the same problem...
The code on this page is fine..
http://www.enworld.org/forums/news.php?page=syndicate
But when you generate the code on this page ...
http://www.enworld.org/forums/composeexternal.php
this line right here..
a href=\\\"http://www.enworld.org/forums/showthread.php?t=" + threads[i].threadid + "\\\">" + thread
the triple \\\ should only be a single \ in both instances.
YAY! If you only knew how little I know about this stuff, it's a miracle I figured it out.