The HIVE: One Mind, No Purpose. - Page 4

The_Warlock · 24th February 2009, 05:51 PM

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Blackrat.
Ginnel.
Demongirl.
. . .

I'm sure there are others, those just come to mind quickly.

On the contrary, I'm sure they need it too. The difference is..They are also GETTING it. Depends on your use of the word "need", really.

hafrogman · 24th February 2009, 05:53 PM

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Hey now, you, there are perfectly single men in her region already - without the Innsmouth look, I might add.

Exactly, you're perfectly single. Why would we try and improve you?

She can find a new Maine squeeze (get it) somewhere other than the hive. If she's going to move somewhere to find someone, it may as well be ~~somewhere that benefits me personally~~ something really new and different.

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You've merely aged like a fine wine, Froggy, you are no longer fermenting nearly as wildly.

Except that I post more now than I used to. I'm pretty backwards for a wine.

Plus, who drinks 27 year old wine? Maybe if I were scotch. I was born in Scotland, that's close enough, right?

Superfreak · 24th February 2009, 05:56 PM

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I need some.

Come on now Lolo.

Cheer up. You know how I feel about you.

hafrogman · 24th February 2009, 05:56 PM

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On the contrary, I'm sure they need it too. The difference is..They are also GETTING it. Depends on your use of the word "need", really.

Yeah, there's a couple ways to go about it. I guess it's the difference between "absolute" need and "gauge" need (for lack of a better term, I shall resort to pressure comparisons)

Most people have an absolute need for companionship.
Those people without companionship, need it.
Those people who have companionship don't neccessarily need any more.

I need a car to keep my job, I have a car, therefore I'm set. But without a car, yes, I'd be in trouble.

The_Warlock · 24th February 2009, 05:57 PM

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Why would we try and improve you?

So that I don't stab you to death with weaponized gray squirrels?

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She can find a new Maine squeeze (get it)

Boo AND Hiss.

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Plus, who drinks 27 year old wine?

The cheap and desperate?

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Maybe if I were scotch. I was born in Scotland, that's close enough, right?

Couldn't hurt. Have you ever soaked in an oak barrel? That's probably close enough.

Desert Hare · 24th February 2009, 05:57 PM

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Come on now Lolo.

Cheer up. You know how I feel about you.

Hey Tad.

Where you been?

And yes I do, but you know that we can't go back to the way it used to be.

You'll always be a very good friend to me regardless.

Superfreak · 24th February 2009, 06:00 PM

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Couldn't hurt. Have you ever soaked in an oak barrel? That's probably close enough.

Just don't stay in too long. You'd be dangerously close to being pickled alive.

hafrogman · 24th February 2009, 06:01 PM

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So that I don't stab you to death with weaponized gray squirrels?

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Boo AND Hiss.

Glad you approve.

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The cheap and desperate?

Sounds like the woman of my dreams.

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Couldn't hurt. Have you ever soaked in an oak barrel? That's probably close enough.

Hmm, I'll have to give that a shot. Gimme a hand with these nails, would you?

The_Warlock · 24th February 2009, 06:01 PM

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Yeah, there's a couple ways to go about it.

I was thinking more along the lines of:

I NEED oxygen to live.
I currently have a continuous supply of oxygen.
I still NEED oxygen to live.

Process oriented definition.

Superfreak · 24th February 2009, 06:02 PM

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Hey Tad.

Where you been?

I've been having account problems. Been trying to log on as Superfreak, but realized the extra r wasn't in there. On top of that I got busy yesterday working on our Pathfinder game.

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And yes I do, but you know that we can't go back to the way it used to be.

You'll always be a very good friend to me regardless.

I don't understand. But I can respect your decision and I don't want to stop being your friend.

hafrogman · 24th February 2009, 06:04 PM

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Come on now Lolo.

You think that she's a very special girl?
From her head down to her toenails?

. . . she's a superfreak, superfreak
she's super freaky, yow.

The_Warlock · 24th February 2009, 06:06 PM

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Just because I don't have the Innsmouth Look doesn't mean I'm not working on "Things Man Was Not Meant to Know" (Not to be confused with buying Feminine Hygiene Products for a Significant Other which is "Things Man Cannot Comprehend How to Purchase Approriately.")

hafrogman · 24th February 2009, 06:06 PM

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I've been having account problems. Been trying to log on as Superfreak, but realized the extra r wasn't in there. On top of that I got busy yesterday working on our Pathfinder game.

Looks like there isn't any superfreak currently. So if you wander over to meta and ask nicely, they'll probably switch it around.

Unless you want to be Superfeak.

edit: Nevermind, you already did.

Welcome to the Hive and whatnot.

hafrogman · 24th February 2009, 06:08 PM

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Just because I don't have the Innsmouth Look doesn't mean I'm not working on "Things Man Was Not Meant to Know" (Not to be confused with buying Feminine Hygiene Products for a Significant Other which is "Things Man Cannot Comprehend How to Purchase Approriately.")

I'm waiting for the catalog "Things Man Was Never Meant to Know Existed, But Now Has to Own."

The_Warlock · 24th February 2009, 06:10 PM

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Unless you want to be Superfeak.

A wander over to Urban Dictionary suggests that NO ONE wants to be any kind of "Feak."

The_Warlock · 24th February 2009, 06:14 PM

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I'm waiting for the catalog "Things Man Was Never Meant to Know Existed, But Now Has to Own."

That would be both Awesome, and the end of the world Last Tuesday.

hafrogman · 24th February 2009, 06:15 PM

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A wander over to Urban Dictionary suggests that NO ONE wants to be any kind of "Feak."

Except for definition #3 for some bizarre reason.

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Your sister is a feak.

The_Warlock · 24th February 2009, 06:17 PM

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Except for definition #3 for some bizarre reason.

But then you'd be your own sister.

That would be....problematic, especially if you were a man.

Superfreak · 24th February 2009, 06:19 PM

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You think that she's a very special girl?
From her head down to her toenails?

. . . she's a superfreak, superfreak
she's super freaky, yow.

Indeed I do. We used to be an item.

hafrogman · 24th February 2009, 06:20 PM

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But then you'd be your own sister.

That would be....problematic, especially if you were a man.

No, no. That's just the example. Feak = Very fine girl (acccording to #3). So basically I'm informing you that I want to jump your sister's bones.

Assuming
a) you have a sister
b) she is very fine
c) she has bones (because really, who wants to have sex with amorphia?)