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Lovin' the four 'B's of life- Beer, Babes, Buffets and Bombs. just being funny
I love the fact that they hide what the advertisment is for in the upper left corner, barely visible. But now they are doing away with even a medival theme and going straight to the satin & lace.
On the other hand, you have to commend them. At the start of this thread, people were making fun of the bad unrealistic graphics. But this new ad... they look she looks quite real.
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They also had an improvement on the models they used. The first one looked like a horse and this current one looks like a stipper. Sadly, they still need to up the resolution a bit.
ahhhh.... the journeys I am thinking of....... mountains, valleys, bushlands.... adventure of the highest kind....
She's got huge.... tracts of land!
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Andy the originator, Mega the drama queen, Mania the insane, Al whom uses movie quotes to connect with the world he did not create, Ugh- primal urges and the only sane one of the group and DarkMania the Sith Lord
Lovin' the four 'B's of life- Beer, Babes, Buffets and Bombs. just being funny
Behold myfriends, the worst evony ad yet. Just a pair of boobs. That says "Play now secretly". Believe it, its real. Its very real.
Seriously? That's an actual ad, not a photoshop? ....*starts trying to saying something, but then figures it's not worth it*.....
Ah well, much as a I appreciate the beautiful display of the female form, I'm more of a leg guy. So unless they start putting out miniskirt ads, it's clear this game is not meant for me.
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I haven't seen that exact one myself, but its font and brown...er..."clothing" matches the banner ad (rotated 90degrees) that..."popped up" at the top of my screen before I clicked on the "New Reply" button.
Looks like they are taking the "Sex Sells" idea very literal now.
None DnD type appearance but LOTS of cleavage and the words "start your journey now My Lord."
I was cranky when I was reading through this, 'cause all I had was something with a polar bear (yeah, that's exciting), but it looks like the ad finally popped up. And yeah, it's nothing but pure sex appeal.
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ahhhh.... the journeys I am thinking of....... mountains, valleys, bushlands.... adventure of the highest kind....
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I'm just glad Evony ads have moved past the uncanny valley.
Yeah I'm letting that one hang out there.
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She's got huge.... tracts of land!
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Are they fertile?
I thought puns were against forum rules? Well, they were all funny.
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my friends! I bring news! I signed up here just to share what I have witnessed.. and I am still recovering from the very sight of this.. monster.
Behold myfriends, the worst evony ad yet. Just a pair of boobs. That says "Play now secretly". Believe it, its real. Its very real.
Meh, what good are they without a pretty face?
And these ads don't say "Look, hot babes!" to me, more like, "This game sucks, so we got to pimp it with with TNA!"
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