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Old 19th August 2008, 03:35 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I would like a turkey sammich

but the real question is does it need bacon?
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Old 19th August 2008, 04:25 AM   #2 (permalink)
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but the real question is does it need bacon?
I dunno. What's the difference between a sandwich and a sammich?

Almost everything goes with bacon, even chocolate.
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Old 19th August 2008, 05:32 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Chocolate covered bacon?

Why not bacon covered chocolate? Or chocolate that tastes like bacon? Or bacon that tastes like chocolate?
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I think a bit of chocolate would be best on the side of the sammich, instead of mixed in with the turkey, mayonnaise, lettuce, tomato and onion.

But chocolate wrapped in bacon? really?

Is anyone else thinking about adding bacon to a s'more?
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Everything needs bacon.

I'm convinced that bacon would taste good on ice cream.
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I've composed a haiku for you, Evilhalfling! Ahem:

All foods need bacon
A turkey sandwich is food
You do the math, chump.
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Ugh. I think my heart just palpitated.
Well, I didn't say it's healthy.
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Any sandwich is better with bacon. That may include even ice cream sandwiches.
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Any sandwich is better with bacon. That may include even ice cream sandwiches.
Mmm. Even better when you add calamari.
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I just had a turkey sammich with lettuce, tomatoes and havarti cheese for lunch.

No bacon though, I don't need a heart attack.
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I just had a turkey sammich with lettuce, tomatoes and havarti cheese for lunch.

No bacon though, I don't need a heart attack.
I'm jealous, and out of turkey. Still have bacon though
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Old 22nd August 2008, 06:26 AM   #18 (permalink)
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I had a turkey salad sandwhich for dinner tonight.

No bacon though, I'm on a diet. I've already lost over 20 pounds.
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No bacon though, I don't need a heart attack.
Had one before?
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