I miss the old song parodies thread. I can't believe no one has started one yet
There is so much more material now that we have
4E.
I will get things started.
Who Marked Who
(apologies to AC DC)
The D&D game says play me.
Face it at 1st level gonna take an extra hour for a one on one.
Rounds take lots of extra time
Nothing gonna get this guy down fast cause it rules you
Through and through
The Dragonshield has my number
Says that I've been marked cause I smacked him hard last round
Go to move and now I'm screwed.
Keeps you tracking targets, ain't a thing it does for you.
Does for you
Who marked who, who marked you
Who marked who, ain't nobody told you
Who marked who, who marked you
If you marked them and they marked you
Who did the warlock curse and who marked who........Yeah
Who marked who. who should I screw
Battlemap shows me picture
Switch it every round marking that bad guy
Hit them when they shift you know
Targets changing round to round
Running out of kobolds, one guy left so don't roll low
So don't roll low, NO
Who marked who, who marked you
Who marked who, ain't nobody told you
Who marked who, who marked you
If you marked them and they marked you
Who did the fighter choose and who marked who
Ain't nobody told you
Who marked who
Who marked you
Who marked who
And who marked you
Yeah!
Nobody told you
Linear Mode
