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Old 4th October 2008, 03:25 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The Ultimate Chipotle Burrito

It is game night. Your DM, out of the kindness of his/her heart, has decided to buy everyone a burrito at the popular chain restaurant, Chipotle. An online order form is pulled up on the laptop, and it gets passed around the table...everyone is asked to click on the condiments that they would like on their burrito tonight.

So what goes on your burrito? Check all that apply.
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Old 4th October 2008, 04:54 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Barbacoa
Black beans
Rice
Hot sauce
Sour cream
Cheese
Lettuce

Damn I love me some Chipotle.
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Giive me one with everything in it!

I have never even been to Chipotle, but I like burritos.
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Pork, black beans, rice, cheese, sour cream, corn salsa for the burritos.

But actually I prefer soft tacos when eating in, but still pork, cheese, sour cream, and corn salsa. We tend to get Burritos only when getting it to go.

Don't forget the side of Guacamole and chips - although sometimes the chips are tooooooo salty.
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Old 4th October 2008, 10:11 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I likes me some pork on ma'burro.
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Old 5th October 2008, 02:22 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I would give you list, but I can't stand Chipotle - I prefer Baja Fresh.
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None. Family owns a mexican restaurant and I can score the group free burritos.
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Old 5th October 2008, 02:38 AM   #8 (permalink)
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None. Family owns a mexican restaurant and I can score the group free burritos.
Spoilsport.
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Were it a burrito from an unspecified location I could have answer... But since the answer is attached to a specific competing brand (and might be a construed as sly attempt at marketing), I can not answer.
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Were it a burrito from an unspecified location I could have answer... But since the answer is attached to a specific competing brand (and might be a construed as sly attempt at marketing), I can not answer.
I just meant that you can score the free burros. And quality to boot.

The best I can afford is Taco Bell Takeout.
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Pork or Barbacoa
Black Beans
Peppers & Onions
Rice
Hot Salsa if Barbacoa or Salsa Verde if Pork
Cheese
Sour Cream
Guacamole

Myself, I'm a fan of Salsa Verde in combination with pork, though I've had it and other similar sauces enough with beef that I know it goes well with beef too. But I prefer the hot sauce for Barbacoa, because I prefer my salsas really hot. However, the carnitas are slightly ahead, if only because they were the first restaurant I found that actually made carnitas. I love my braised pork...
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I just meant that you can score the free burros. And quality to boot.

The best I can afford is Taco Bell Takeout.
Odd, I always spend more money at Taco Bell than I do at Chipotle...
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Odd, I always spend more money at Taco Bell than I do at Chipotle...
Is that due to the "but its so cheap I should get one of those too" factor? I used to be bad about that. Always bought more than I could ...should eat.
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Old 6th October 2008, 06:27 AM   #14 (permalink)
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I have never been to Chipotle. I was assuming you were referring to the pepper.

In Utah, our ubiquitous Tex-Mex Mexican places are Bajio Grill, Cafe Rio, and Costa Vida. They all are pretty much the same. I enjoy the pork and chicken enchiladas.

I rarely get any type of burrito. My home town has a Taco Time and I always get burritos there; usually Barbacoa shredded beef and chicken, both regular and BLT.

As an aside, I really do not like Taco Bell. I have to eat there once every few years to remind myself why I do not eat there.
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Were it a burrito from an unspecified location I could have answer... But since the answer is attached to a specific competing brand (and might be a construed as sly attempt at marketing), I can not answer.
I suppose I am doing a bit of marketing here, but it it's not what it looks like. I do not own stock in the company, and nobody I am related to works for them. I'm just a loyal customer, promoting his favorite eating establishment.
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Pork, black beans, green salsa, sour cream, lettuce, guac.

Though usually do a bowl instead of a burrito, or somtime three soft tacos (and then I get three different salsas).
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I just meant that you can score the free burros. And quality to boot.

The best I can afford is Taco Bell Takeout.
Yeah, but the problem is eating the same burritos/food at least 2 days every week every week of the year for the most of my life get's tiring. With that said, on the rare occasion that I absolutely desire mexican food (and do not want to eat my family's food) I tend to do it outside a 1- 2 mile radius from the restaurant (when not checking out the competition).

As far as Taco Bell goes, I hate them since I often find myself ordering two or more items from there just to feel satisfied and also because they also discontinued one of my all time favorite fast-food burritos, the Chilitto during the late 90s. There is also the issue of that degrading annoying Chihuahua (may Gidget and Dinky rot in their graves)....


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I'm just a loyal customer, promoting his favorite eating establishment.
I will answer my favorite items to place on my burrito (from any place that serves them):

Chorizo, eggs, potatoes, sour cream, rice, little beans (not black), salsa (either hot/spicy or enchilada sauce) and cheese. It qualifies as a heart attack served in a flour tortilla and is greasy as hell but it's what I like like.
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As far as Taco Bell goes, I hate them since I often find myself ordering two or more items from there just to feel satisfied....
I often feel full after eating their Mexican Pizza.
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Did you know that there is a "secret menu" at Chipotle? It's true. Next time you are in, order one of the following things that are not on the menu:

Nachos (a burrito bowl with chips instead of rice)

Black Bean Stew (black beans, salsa verde, corn salsa, and tomatoes)

Quesadillas (with or without meat)

And I'm not sure I believe this, but someone in class said she got a chimichanga there once: they took her burrito back into the kitchen (where they make the corn chips) and deep-fried it. I'm no expert, but it seems like that would just make a mess in the fryer.
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Did you know that there is a "secret menu" at Chipotle?.
Most places have a secret menu. :P

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I'm no expert, but it seems like that would just make a mess in the fryer.
Believe me if they deep fry other things besides chips, then I wouldn't think about the deep fryer too much.. It's just easier that way...
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