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This sushi restaurant in Japan has a monkey for a waiter. Apparently the owner's first monkey wasn't trained, it ended up learning how to serve customers by watching the restaurant's employees. However he's expanding the number of monkeys his restaurant employs.
Personally, even if America's health codes allowed it, I'm not sure I would drink from a bottle a monkey brought over (if it's hands were anywhere near the bottle's mouth).
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No way. Not that monkeys aren't awesome, but even if you could train one to bring things to customers correctly, and was kept clean, an animal has no concept of real cleanliness. Not to mention that monkeys are notoriously bad-tempered and could freak out on the guests.
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No way. Not that monkeys aren't awesome, but even if you could train one to bring things to customers correctly, and was kept clean, an animal has no concept of real cleanliness. Not to mention that monkeys are notoriously bad-tempered and could freak out on the guests.
*keeps a safe distance from MonkeyDragon with a firehose in hand*
I'd give that place a try, so long he only serves bottled drink, not the sushi.
Though I'm wary of a business that wish to replace human laborers with animal laborers.
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What kind of question is this? Of course I'd eat there. 1) I love sushi. Living in Japan for a while does that. 2) Monkeys are like bacon. Awesome in every respect. Adding either to a situation automatically qualifies it for Awesome Moment (or sandwich) of the Week.
(Correct me if I'm wrong, but only chimps throw poo.)
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Penance of the Damned (retired) - A planar chat-based game, set in Hades, where the PCs began as larvae
Beneath the Pinnacles of Azor'alq (retired) - A mid-level PbP campaign set within the Dramidj Ocean Heirs of Turucambi - An entry-level chat-based game set within the waters of Turucambi Reef in the Oljatt Sea Nature of the Beast (in design) - A sylvan adventure where the adventurers are forest animals.
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