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Raul takes the hands of Alarion and Brae and stands. Feeling his balance returned, he thanks his friends, "Many thanks to you all for bringing me to the temple of Meda. I feel almost normal, except for a weakness of mind and body. It will take some time before I regain my previous strength."
"I thought the weakness in mind and body WAS normal for you" says Jonas with a grin clasping Raul on the shoulder.
"But come, Darius is right. Raul here needs a beer to celebrate his new life and we owe Iggy a report before Beaucephus can get to him first."
OOC: Jonas, I'm assuming that you're just kidding and making sport of your goblinoid assistant, because you do know, don't you, that Bocephus is deathly afraid of Iggy? I don't even want to think about what it would take to make Bo' voluntarily approach Iggy for a 1-on-1 heart-to-heart! There may be some who would seek to upstage you in reporting to Iggy, but Bocephus is decidedly not one of them. He wouldn't dare risk what small amount of goodwill he has built up with you by doing such a thing.
WHAT?? TOO PREACHY? Sorry, guys.
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Brae smiles widely through his beard (which is beginning to look a little unkept) and claps his hands together. "Yes, a pint of ale and some food would hit the spot. But we should report to Magistrate Ironshirt first." Then he winks at his companions. "Let's just keep our report on the short side!"
__________________ -Rhun
"I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge - myth is more potent than history - dreams are more powerful than facts - hope always triumphs over experience - laughter is the cure for grief - love is stronger than death." -Robert Fulghum
From the Temple of Meda in the Ninth Ward, you make your way toward home in the 14th Ward, going from the Northeast corner of Lauraliesummerhome to the Northwent corner. To accomplish this with the least amount of trouble and iconvenience, you first head south into the Tenth Ward, and then turn west. One you are far enough along and just to the South of the Fourteenth, you turn back North and cross into home turf. The guards at the gate into the Fourteenth are very lax, in fact, you're a little bit surprised to actually see guards on duty here. ("I wonder what trouble this portends," you think to yourselves.) From here, it's just a very quick stroll to the office, and you pass all the usual faces (most of whom smile at you, but a few scowl and turn away quickly), and you are given the usual complimentary "perks," a loaf of bread here, a crumpet there, and so on. Before you know it, you're home again.
OOC: Jonas, I'm assuming that you're just kidding and making sport of your goblinoid assistant, because you do know, don't you, that Bocephus is deathly afraid of Iggy? I don't even want to think about what it would take to make Bo' voluntarily approach Iggy for a 1-on-1 heart-to-heart! There may be some who would seek to upstage you in reporting to Iggy, but Bocephus is decidedly not one of them. He wouldn't dare risk what small amount of goodwill he has built up with you by doing such a thing.
WHAT?? TOO PREACHY? Sorry, guys.
OOC: Oh of course. But that doesn't mean some Bravo might not get him to splill the beans to them and then THEY would happen to mention it to Iggy. Since Bo is about as loyal to us as a dog, in our sight ANd if we couldn't trace it back to him, a few coins and a bottle of wine would turn that hobo's head in a second I think.
....and about as smart, too. Just maybe not quite as obedient.
OOC: Hey now. I would take Bruno ANY day over Bo. Bruno is smarter, more loyal and way more obedient. And he never humps anyones legs unlike a certain like goblin we know.
OOC: Hey now. I would take Bruno ANY day over Bo. Bruno is smarter, more loyal and way more obedient. And he never humps anyones legs unlike a certain like goblin we know.
OOC: Very valid point. I stand corrected.
*hump* *hump*
BOCEPHUS! STOP THAT!! (I gotta go take a shower now....)
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"So, my friends... who will give the initial report to master Ignatius?" Alarion asks with a smile. "I of course will gladly do it, but he does not seem to enjoy the way in which I weave a tale..."
"So, my friends... who will give the initial report to master Ignatius?" Alarion asks with a smile. "I of course will gladly do it, but he does not seem to enjoy the way in which I weave a tale..."
"You guys go get Raul a beer and some food. I'll go report in with Iggy. He has a fondness for Bruno. Always finds him a bisquit in in office." volunteers Jonas.
Mattie Bulgar and Gus Goldwort give a hearty welcome to the constables when they enter. "Well, bless my soul!" says Mattie. "Gus, get them set up in the Special Squad room, and I'll bring in the eats for my hungry lads!" Gus hastens to obey. "Step right this way, Good Sirs! We'll get you all fixed up in no time!"
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Elke Weiss is dutifully filing reports when Jonas enters. "Oh, my goodness, it's Jonas!" says Elke, calling to Magistrate Ironshirt, who pops his head out from his office immediately. "Jonas, me lad! Come in, come in, come in! Let's have your report. Well, relax a moment first, have some tea and crumpets. Elke, bring us a sizeable helping, will you, lass?" Iggy ushers Jonas into his office. As Jonas walks past Elke, she bats her eyes at him and says, "Tell Darius that I've missed him terribly!"
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Elke Weiss is dutifully filing reports when Jonas enters. "Oh, my goodness, it's Jonas!" says Elke, calling to Magistrate Ironshirt, who pops his head out from his office immediately. "Jonas, me lad! Come in, come in, come in! Let's have your report. Well, relax a moment first, have some tea and crumpets. Elke, bring us a sizeable helping, will you, lass?" Iggy ushers Jonas into his office. As Jonas walks past Elke, she bats her eyes at him and says, "Tell Darius that I've missed him terribly!"
Jonas assures Elke that he will indeed pass the message on. He takes a moment to have some tea and a crumpet, tossing one down to Bruno.
As he has his tea, Jonas looks at Iggy. Something was up. Jonas could read poeple very well and Iggy was being, not Iggy like. He was in fact being nice. Curteous even. Something was wrong. But Jonas finished his tea and began with his report. He was careful to emphasize the assessed danger of the old mill and the team's intent to return better prepared. He did mention the numerous and dangerous traps, but somehow forgot to mention that Raul died in one. No need to upset the old man. Raul was after all drinking beer in the tavern as they spoke.
As Jonas finished he looked at Iggy carefully. And waited. Iggy had something on his chest, and Jonas could tell he too had something to say.