Adventure Module WSD1: The Axe of Morgosh, by EN World

Adventure Module WSD1: The Axe of Morgosh, by EN World

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Widely regarded as the "World's Stupidest Dungeon", Adventure Module WSD 1: The Axe of Morgosh was assembled by the greatest minds of EN World for EN World and is available here free.

Summary: Two kingdoms, one good and one bad, are somehow involved in this adventure. Rescue a princess. Go into a lot of rooms. Do things. Try not to get killed. Get stuff. Repeat as necessary.

A D&D adventure for an unknown number of characters of unknown levels for any edition.

PRAISE FOR THE AXE OF MORGOSH

The Best-Loved, Finest Plot Elements Characteristic of Classic D&D Adventures!!!!!!!!
...will not be found between these covers.
The Only Adventure To Truly Evoke Images of Tolkien, Lewis, and LeGuin!
...if they all had gone on a drug-crazed drinking binge and decided that they hated the world.
This Adventure Can Truly Be Called 'Unforgettable'!
...as can the Black Death, the Spanish Inquisition, the sinking of the Titanic, and "Gigli".
Your Players Will Be Challenged!
...to not beat the DM to death and/or get violently and copiously ill.
A Scenario That United The Top Names In The Industry!
...for the purpose of issuing a press release stating their intent to take legal action if this thing ever sees the light of day.
Truly A Special Work...
...if we're using the "short bus and hockey equipment despite lack of sports participation" definition of "special."

“I LAUGHED, I CRIED, IT WAS BETTER THAN CATS!”
  1. Morrus
    I can confirm: this is, indeed, truly awful!
  2. messy
    actually, it should be called "world's funniest dungeon" because of things like this:

    Quote Originally Posted by The Axe of Morgosh
    ”You are in a 30 x 30 room, with a 20’ high ceiling. There’s a door on the opposite side of the room. That’s it. The room is completely empty. And it’s safe.” When the party enters the room, panels on the wall open up and automated crossbows fire a barrage of 38 Explosive Incendiary Groin-Seeking Crossbow Bolts Dipped In Alcohol.
    love it!

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