The Burned Man
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Some common phrases and what they really mean
Women Phrases/Meanings
Yes - Yes
No - You could try!
Maybe - Yes
I'm sorry - You'll be paying for this.
Do whatever you want - I'll kill you if you don't do what I want.
We need to talk - We need to bitch!
I'm not upset - Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly - You're so sexy!
Do you love me? - You'd better say yes unless you want to break up.
Am I looking fat? - You'd better say I'm gorgeous, or you're dead.
I'm not Hungry - I'm starving but I can't compromise my sex appeal right now.
Men Phrases/Meanings
I'm Hungry - I'm Hungry
I'm tired - I've worked too hard.
Do you want to go for a movie? - Do you want to date me?
Do you want to go for dinner? - Can I impress you? Then we can take it from there.
Do you want to dance? - Can we get closer than we already are?
Nice dress - Great assets!
You look upset - See! I have a sensitive side. Can I hold you?
Do you want a drink? - Get drunk so that you lose your inhibitions and we can go to bed.
Some common phrases and what they really mean
Women Phrases/Meanings
Yes - Yes
No - You could try!
Maybe - Yes
I'm sorry - You'll be paying for this.
Do whatever you want - I'll kill you if you don't do what I want.
We need to talk - We need to bitch!
I'm not upset - Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly - You're so sexy!
Do you love me? - You'd better say yes unless you want to break up.
Am I looking fat? - You'd better say I'm gorgeous, or you're dead.
I'm not Hungry - I'm starving but I can't compromise my sex appeal right now.
Men Phrases/Meanings
I'm Hungry - I'm Hungry
I'm tired - I've worked too hard.
Do you want to go for a movie? - Do you want to date me?
Do you want to go for dinner? - Can I impress you? Then we can take it from there.
Do you want to dance? - Can we get closer than we already are?
Nice dress - Great assets!
You look upset - See! I have a sensitive side. Can I hold you?
Do you want a drink? - Get drunk so that you lose your inhibitions and we can go to bed.
