Happy Fourth!!!

Truth Seeker · Jul 4, 2005

May the celebration of independence and liberty, may be remember with the knowledge on how it got to be that way.

Cheers!!!

Jdvn1 · Jul 4, 2005

Happy Fourth of July!

It's also Independence Day for a number of other countries too, so.

Tarrasque Wrangler · Jul 4, 2005

To England:

Sorry about that whole Revolution thing. We know how much it upset you blokes losing prime colonial real estate like New Jersey, and that "twilight of the British Empire" really gave you chaps some angst that you've been carrying around to this day.

Well, me and my friends here in California have decided to finally set things right. We got you this gift. It's a little something we like to call "Texas". Oh look, England's weeping tears of joy! We think you'll really like it, and it'll go a long way towards settling accounts with you all. Gee golly we're gonna miss it!

Oh, you wanted to see the receipt for it? Uh, sorry, we're fresh out right now.

VirgilCaine · Jul 4, 2005

Tarrasque Wrangler said:
Well, me and my friends here in California have decided to finally set things right. We got you this gift. It's a little something we like to call "Texas". Oh look, England's weeping tears of joy! We think you'll really like it, and it'll go a long way towards settling accounts with you all. Gee golly we're gonna miss it!

*Vicente Fox and several million Mexicans glare angrily at the U.S.*

MonsterMash · Jul 4, 2005

Tarrasque Wrangler said:
To England:

Sorry about that whole Revolution thing. We know how much it upset you blokes losing prime colonial real estate like New Jersey, and that "twilight of the British Empire" really gave you chaps some angst that you've been carrying around to this day.

Well, me and my friends here in California have decided to finally set things right. We got you this gift. It's a little something we like to call "Texas". Oh look, England's weeping tears of joy! We think you'll really like it, and it'll go a long way towards settling accounts with you all. Gee golly we're gonna miss it!

Oh, you wanted to see the receipt for it? Uh, sorry, we're fresh out right now.

No, no we really couldn't take Texas from you!

Happy 4th July!