[Contest] Contest design contest

Are you a whiz at designing gripping contests? Have you had a hundred contest ideas rolling around in your skull for the past few years? If so, this is the contest for you!

That's right! In the grand, new, improved, old-fashioned tradition of the New D&D World Contest and the EN World Site Redesign Contest, here comes the best one yet...

The CONTEST DESIGN CONTEST!

Please submit all entries on the Contest-Design-Contest Contest-Design Template, which reads as follows:

1. Core Ethos Sentence. (Describe the central idea of your contest in one sentence)

2. Who are the contestants? (who will enter your contest?)

3. What do they do? (what will be contested among contestants for the honor of winning the contest?)

4. Rules, Submissions, Requirements (what hoops must contestants in your contest jump through in their contestation of the contested contest?)

5. Nature of prizes (what do the winners of your contest win?)

6. What’s new? What’s different? (what's unique about your contest?)

7. Entrant (that's you, baby!)

The WINNER of the Contest Design Contest will be automatically entered into the winning contest to contest with other contestants for the honor of winning said winning contest, and will receive 100,000,000,000 Rubles as a one-time consulting fee. Winners of the Contest Design Contest relinquish all present, past and future rights to the contest. All others must enter their own entries to win the winning contest.

Let the best contest WIN this contest for designing contests!

You can't win if you don't enter...

All right, I'll give this a shot...

1. The "Give Lots of Money to Wicht" contest features contestants who compete to see who can give the largest amount of money to Wicht.

2. Anyone with money is allowed to enter the contest.

3. The contestents, over a period of a month must compete by mailing checks or money orders to Wicht. The one who mails the greatest amount of money, over the course of a month, wins.

4. All checks or money orders must be made out to Jonathan Mcanulty and mailed to 223 Merrill St., Clearfield PA 16830. Any contestant caught stealing the money for the purposes of winning the contest will be immediately disqualified. Money must be the contestants own. Contestants do not recieve their money back.

5. The one who wins by mailing the largest amount of money gains the privilege of running the followup contest, The "Give Lots of Money to (Insert winners name here) contest."

6. This contest is the first of its kind in that Wicht has never before had people mail him checks in the hopes of winning the privilege to have people mail them checks.

7. Wicht

Wicht...I'd have to say that so far, you are very close to winning the contest design contest. Better open another savings account!