Wizard and Cook [Manzanita judging]

Lot · May 26, 2006

Eskon will try to manuever around the the rampaging orc and attack the monster with a strong, swipe of his greatsword.

Velmont · May 26, 2006

Jit'ku let his morningstar trace a large arc. He sees the spire of his morningstar pierce the skin of the creature and his mace penetrate the creature. The weapon seems to have done much damage, but also some liquid splash out from the wound and touch Jit'ku. That liquid is very hot and he is burn by it. He also start to discern the smell of some hot spicy tomatoes sauce.

Eskon move around the orc and find a spot next to his companion and swing his greatsword, but he seems to have a little difficulty with his manoever and end by missing the creature.

[SBLOCK=OOC]
Jit'ku recieve 1 point of fire damage.
Eskon attack: 6
Cepheus is up.
[/SBLOCK]

BigB · May 26, 2006

Cepheus

Trying to rationalize what is happening

Cepheus yells what is going on? Is this some nightmare that I will awaken from?To the creature he asks who and what are you? How did you get locked down here? To Jik'tu and Eskon: Who could have put the chair in front of the door?

While reciting his thoughts Cepheus circles to find an opening without putting himself in a position to be hit by Jik'tu and Eskon and attacks with his Gnome Hooked Hammer attack=13, damage=4

Velmont · May 26, 2006

The creature doesn't react to Cepheus speach. The gnome moves around his friend and find a spot and attack with his hammer hook, who barely find his way in his flesh and cut it easily, relasing more of the liquid the creature contain, spalishing himself and his friends, all burned by the liquid. Jik'tu has no doubt now, as some splash on his face... it is tomatoes sauce, the best he has ever tasted, just a bit too hot.

The creature, quickly react and try to slam down the small gnome who feel the fist of the creature bouncing on some studs of his armor. He also feel an intense heat emanating from the creature.

[SBLOCK=OOC]
Splash damage: 1 fire damage on everyone.
Attack of the creature on Cepheus: 14 and 14, both miss.

Damage status:
Cepheus: 1
Eskon: 1
Jik'tu 2
Creature 12

Jik'tu is up.[/SBLOCK]

DerHauptman · May 26, 2006

Jik'tu rears back with his morning star for what will be a massive blow - he fills his lungs with air as he does so and a he swings forward he lets out a mighty howl.

No so much a yell or a battle cry as something primal and raw - as if there was pure hatred behind his blow.

Gra'th.....Mar....tuk! (OOC Orcish Translation: Your spirit will serve me forever in hell! )

Attack 18/Damage 8

Lot · May 27, 2006

Eskon, seeing Jik'tu getting the creature's attention with his mighty swing, makes his own attack, a sweeping blow low to the legs.

BigB · May 27, 2006

Cepheus Beren Boomhill

Cepheus follows suit and attacks after Eskon attack=16, damage=4

This is not what I meant when I said it would be good to get something to eat after a day of traveling.

Velmont · May 27, 2006

As Jik'tu swings his morningstar, Eskon do the same with his greatsword. The result is pretty much impressive, as the greatsword slice through the body like a knife in butter and the upper body end on the southern wall under the weight of the orc's blow. What remain of the liquid splash over you.

As you inspect the creature, you see he had nothing of natural. It's look like a huge bread that contain tomatoes sauce with some meat, vegetable and melted cheese. You weapons are dirty and you guess you'll have some work to do to remove the cheese that is starting to take grip on it.

[SBLOCK=OOC]
Eskon attack: 23
Damage: 13
Splash damage: 2 points for two attacks.

HP status
Cepheus: 4/7
Eskon: 9/12
Jik'tu: 5/9
[/SBLOCK]

Lot · May 28, 2006

Eskon winces from the scalding tomato sauce, quickly staining his shirt sleeve and left pant leg. Sure that the monsterous thing is not moving, he looks to see his companions.

"Everyone okay?" he says, a look of concern crossing his usually cheerful face.

Seeing that everyone is still standing, he manages a small smile. "Not what I expected as my first fight as a paladin, but it could have been worse. Now, we have to find where these women are. This...thing would appear to be a concoction of a wizard and cook, no doubt."

DerHauptman · May 28, 2006

Jik'tu, looking rather indignant covered in tomato sauce and cheese, grabs a piece of the bread and soaks it in the sauce looking around for a piece of meat to go with it.

He places the food in his mouth and savors it for a moment, drawing breath sharply to cool it in his mouth.

With his mouth full, food slipping out between words Jik'tu says....

You knows sumptin though....

dis things not bees to hard to kill and dey bees already cooked too

I bets if we could get a farm wif bunch of dem we'd be rich like 10 mens...

He looks at the other two men to see if they think his joke is funny before he laughs himself...