Fast food nick names.

Jesus_marley · Jun 11, 2006

I was at work today and having forgotten my lunch at home, and running low on time, I had to go to Mcdonald's for takeout. It isn't something I do too often but I noticed that on my there I no longer think of the restaurant by it's given name. Through some twisted quirk, That particular restaurant has now become "The Meat Clown". ( it originated with a short film on Atomfilms that I saw years ago)
This got me wondering if others have weird or funny nick names for fast food joints that they may or may not frequent. If you do... post em here.

Bront · Jun 11, 2006

Booger Fling (Burger King)
Taco Hell (Taco Bell)
Taco Hut (Taco Bell)
Gas Station (Taco Bell)
Pizza King (Pizza Hut)
Kentucky Fried Taco's (KFC/Taco Bell joint store)

jimbobbrowningstein · Jun 11, 2006

Crap - All of them.

orchid blossom · Jun 11, 2006

I've been known to call McDonald's, "Mac and Don's Steakhouse."

eabha · Jun 11, 2006

KFC - The Dirty Bird

jaerdaph · Jun 11, 2006

Mickey D's is the only one I've ever heard.

Not exactly fast food, but I've heard them call Old Country Buffet the Old Country Butt Flu upstate....

the Jester · Jun 11, 2006

Crack in the Box (Jack in the Box) is my local one.

Chimera · Jun 11, 2006

Taco Hell is an obvious one.

Taco Juan is their competition.

Grubway (Subway)

Other:

Old Codger Buffet (who do you see there?)

Dead Lobster

Grizzlebees (Applebees. Thank You Sealab 2021)

Agamon · Jun 11, 2006

Rotten Ronny's - McDonald's
Big Mac Daddy's - McDonald's
Pizza Slut or Piece'o'Slut - Pizza Hut
Pet Cemetary - Taco Bell

And not a fast food joint, but Wal-Mart is called Wally World.

We make fun of slogans, too.

Subway. Eat Flesh.
KFC. We do greasy right.
McDonald's. I'm dyin' from it.
Taco Bell. Run for the bathroom. and, Yo quiero anything but Taco Bell.

Sir Draconion · Jun 11, 2006

Mc deaths, mcdugals, mic dummies- mcdonalds
taco bombs- taco johns
jack in the crack

barfys- arbys
CJs -carls jrs
pie shack,pizza smut- pizza hut
31 brain freeze
any donut store - cop shop
crispy cream- crunchy crack
starbucks- (chocolat)star(fish)f**ks
perkys-perkins
in and out urge- in&out burger(you could take the b and the r off the bumber stikers)