Why they cast Animate Dead on Orville's Corpse?

Torm

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Aeson said:
Paladins are pure of heart. No point in trying to win the woman if you can't do anything with her. A Cleric can.
You're making a seriously incorrect assumption. And that's all I'm sayin'.

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frankthedm

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Originally Posted by Darth K'Trava said:
What better way than playing the heroic paladin?
Aeson said:
Paladins are pure of heart. No point in trying to win the woman if you can't do anything with her. A Cleric can.
A Paladin can do plenty, he has to more than the cleric does in fact, he is required to do the right thing when the standard consequences occur. A cleric might not dependant on Domain / Diety.
 


kenobi65

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Aeson said:
Paladins are pure of heart. No point in trying to win the woman if you can't do anything with her. A Cleric can.

As others have noted, "pure of heart" =/= celibate.

And, tying this back to the original topic...Orville =/= celibate, frighteningly enough, since he clearly had a child (in order to thus have a grandson).
 
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Simplicity

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kenobi65 said:
As others have noted, "pure of heart" =/= celibate.

And, tying this back to the original topic...Orville =/= celibate, frighteningly enough, since he clearly had a child (in order to thus have a grandson).

Not necessarily. He could have been adopted. Perhaps, Orville decided to adopt "the orc baby," thus solving the age old conundrum of what to do with one.
 


Simplicity

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Torm said:
Necessarily. If you ever see the grandson, there will be no doubt - he's the spitting image.

Not necessarily. Since the adopted orc son might have grown up and stolen Orville's mother away from his father. Orville's mother and his adopten son then might have spawned a half-orc, who was the spitting image of his half-brother/grandfather. And because the half-orc was half from an evil race, he decided that creating a simulacrum of his double relative to hawk popcorn wasn't such a bad idea. Too bad Orville didn't kill that evil orc baby when he found it.
 


Darth K'Trava

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Simplicity said:
Not necessarily. Since the adopted orc son might have grown up and stolen Orville's mother away from his father. Orville's mother and his adopten son then might have spawned a half-orc, who was the spitting image of his half-brother/grandfather. And because the half-orc was half from an evil race, he decided that creating a simulacrum of his double relative to hawk popcorn wasn't such a bad idea. Too bad Orville didn't kill that evil orc baby when he found it.


After all that, you need to change your screen name as it no longer applies to you anymore. :lol:
 


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